h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nice little place you have here.
I get the vague general impression that I may know you...
From the dim and distant past perhaps?
Maybe not though.

Maybe it was during the French Revolution we metDo you eat at all?

I'm no good with French....
You could try German

What about a different century then,what do you think?Any preferences....

How about the 17th.
A great century, you get the tag end of the witch trials, the plague and the great fire of London.
It was the apocalypse I tells you.

we will pick the 17th century,it sounds so exciting I will be a witch that doesn't get caughtoh I didn't get the plague or get burnt in the great fire of London eitherthat is me sorted then how about you

I probably get tried as a witch (or more accurately a warlock) but get the plague before final sentence is passed... I'd probably be feverish in some London dungeon when the fire breaks out...

No maybe you were a judge at the witch trials and that is why you are a moderator nowand the witch helped you to avoid the plague before the fire broke out you fled to France

And of course the witch I have to thank for my continued survival is the one that was never really caught....
Did we get married and live happily ever after or did I buy a small farm in Toulouse and hang geese because I "missed the old days"?

Well let me see *gazes into the distant past*No we didn't have a happy ending in the 17th century because I ran away with the owner of a large vineyard in a neighbouring chateau whom I had bewitched
But we met again in another century in a far off foreign land ....

Not....
Croydon?

Croydon in southern Tanzania if I recall my memory was a bit hazy after the 17th century...

My memory was a bit hazy before that.
I can just about remember what happened last Tuesday though...
If someone tells me and they're fairly trustworthy.

I think you are really a very sensible person and you just pretend not to beProbably a Bank Manager or Librarian
What did you do last Tuesday then.....?

I dunno.
No one's mentioned it yet.

Last Tuesday I got told there was a really big diamond heist,and wait a minute *squints my eyes against the reflected bling coming from your post*You are not on the are you

Usually on the gentle stroll or hide in a corner....
Nothing to do with diamonds.

Gentle strolls are about all I can manage in this heat,gosh it seems to be getting hotter here again.My sunburn still hurts but is less red

You mean you no longer resemble a cooked lobster?

No just a semi cooked lobsterHad to wear a pink top today to match my skin tones