h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am interested in a degree in retail therapyI would study ssssssssoo hard for that
It really wouldn't be wimbledon if he didn't lose maybe he will wait until the quarter final again

He won

He is saving himself for the 6 set tiebreak in the quarter final again

More than likely, wouldn't be the same without the traditional "Henman crashes out" style headlines

He could get injured again just to add some drama

5 sets again, bet he loses this time though

Have some to eat while you watch him lose

The cream of british tennis sees one man still standing, and we're only into the 3rd round

have some more we have a week of rain interrupted play yet

true, hopefully that will mean Murray gets into the second week by default

Hey we are on line together again
Do you think if we get rain we will have to listen to Cliff sing

If we do I'll emigrate

Oh good idea me tooI fancy a small chateau with a large vineyard in the south of France

I know just the place! Actually I don't, but there are plenty of vineyards down south, and a few castles, I'll have a look round next time I'm there, so we have a back-up plan

and a swimming pool

Oh everyone has some kind of swimming pool in France (south of, anyway), its compulsory if you want to survive the summer, or you can use your friends if their's is bigger

can we go nowwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I have to wait til ing september!

I'm not going on holiday at alllife is just sooooooooooo unfair

kill them all! whoops. sorry.

Why not? (why don't you go on holidays, not why is life unfair)