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Somehow, you have made it to my page and I thank you for it. No matter what it was you were looking for, you can be assured that you won't find it here. However, you may be tempted to forget about whatever it was that made you come here. There. You've already forgotten, haven't you?
Before I continue, I'd like to tell you a bit about myself. My name is unimportant and I currently live in an urban centre of about 500,000 people. I have quite a few hobbies encompassing everything from computers to alcohol to literature to singing in the rain, with a quick jaunt back for more alcohol, followed by some philosophising. I won't get into any more specifics here. I'll give you something to come back for.
All my entries will be in plain English. I'm not going to try and pass myself off as a scientiest, published author, philosopher or even remotely intelligent. As such, I won't be using big words or mathematical formulae to describe what may not even be my theories. If you've managed to get this far, you'll be able to understand everything written from here on in.
I will be updating this page as I feel inclined.
Look forward to my award-winning(TM) writings on the following:
Cosmology:
-The Pluto/Moon Escape Theory
-Lagrange points
-How to get off the planet
Philosophy:
-God
-Quantum physics and the nature of reality
-Bates/Feynmann Quantum Experiments
-Ignorance
-Coincidences
-Success, Happiness and the way of the future
-Millennial Anxiety
-The fundamental interconnectedness of all things
Culture:
-Culture Jamming
-TV Turnoff Week
-Cacophony
-Romance
How To:
-Get out of paying fines for overdue library books
-Win a war
-Straight-face your way through anything
Humour:
-What happened to me the other day
-Hospitals
Literature:
-Douglas Coupland
-Douglas Adams (Well, I'll probably just link to the site)
-Mark Kingwell
-Robert Anton Wilson
If you would be interested in any of the above topics, or you just want to chat, leave me a message I'm quite a nice guy, really.
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