Hub City Junkie
In a smallish New Jersey city of just over fourty-thousand souls (<a href="http://www.newbrunswick.com" >http://www.newbrunswick.com" onMouseOver="window.status='The Hub City'; return true">New Brunswick</a>) dwells a DNA junkie by the name of Christkiller Johnson (baptized Christopher Taylor, though he is currently looking into removing the requested "blessing of God"), whose three-day cash winnings total three American dollars. Currently donating his time and inexpertise to a NYC non-profit (<a href="http://www.transalt.org" >http://www.transalt.org" onMouseOver="window.status='The advocates for bicycling, walking and environmentally sensible transportation.'; return true">Transportation Alternatives</a>) fighting for the rights of the carless, Johnson mooches living expenses from his father, scraping up beer funds from various netscams (five dollars here, five dollars there...) and calculus tutoring. A student at a local state university (<a href="http://www.rutgers.edu" >http://www.rutgers.edu" onMouseOver="window.status='The State University of New Jersey'; return true">Rutgers University</a>), blindly following philosophy and mathematics into the pit of public economic subsidy, Johnson was recently elected to the position of editor-in-chief of one of the less respectable campus publications (<a href="http://www.themedium.net" >http://www.themedium.net" onMouseOver="window.status='The Entertainment Weekly of Rutgers University'; return true">The Medium</a>) where he plans to rule with an iron fist. Long an advocate of non-capitalist laissez-faire economics and the destruction of political parties, Johnson spends entirely too much time reading; with subscriptions to a powerful non-Gannett daily (<a href="http://www.njo.com/starledger" >http://www.njo.com/starledger" onMouseOver="window.status='The Newspaper for New Jersey'; return true">The Star-Ledger</a>), a liberal c**t rag (<a href="http://www.thenation.com" >http://www.thenation.com" onMouseOver="window.status='America(posessive) leading liberal weekly'; return true">The Nation.</a>), and a glossy "music" zine (<a href="http://www.rollingstone.com" >http://www.rollingstone.com" onMouseOver="window.status='celebrating thirty-one years of wonderful political articles amidst mediocre music, film and television reviews'; return true">Rolling Stone</a>), as well as a library of science fiction double feature infusions (read Adams, Pratchett, Jerry Falwell, etc.) and trashy pulp bloodbaths. He desires hugs and doughnuts from strangers, though invariably will refuse gifts sent by post.
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