h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi HoneyBee,

I have just opened a Natural History Museum at http://www.h2g2.com/A416819 and I wanted to ask you two things.

Firstly, are you happy to be in the museum (you only have to stand still when there are visitors)? Secondly, may I link from your name in the museum to your Space?


Amy the Ant

Hi Amy,

I'd be honoured to be in your Natural History Museum, ditto the link. BTW I have just been admiring your Graphic Ants shop - and I can't wait to start shopping when it is up and running! Do you take advance orders? Also, LOVE the cute signature on your cards...

HoneyBee

Thanks for your support. I seem to have taken on a lot at the moment what with the shop and the museum and the map of the Village de la Vavoom that I am doing for mari-rae. Hopefully everything will be open by the end of next week. In the meantime, please take a card.

The Natural History Museum is taking shape. I have designed a logo for it and I hope you will display it on your user page. Here is the code for the logo and links for GuideML pages. It can be modified for HTML pages by changing the LINK tags to HTML anchors.

The H2G2 Natural History Museum
You can find me in the H2G2 Natural History Museum run by Amy the Ant.

{{{BIG HUG}}}



Amy the Ant

My homepage has gone a bit funny at the moment - it has become unusually WIDE and just as soon as I can fix this (a bit like finding a needle in a haystack as I haven't foggiest idea about this anyway) I will paste your logo on to it!

HoneyBee

It displays ok in my browser but that's a miracle looking at the number of errors in the code. Are you OK, or would you like some help?

See, it just shows how ignorant I am - Are there are really a large number of errors in the code? I wouldn't know a code error if it slapped me in the belly!



Can you help? Really?

Found the museum very impressive BTW...

HoneyBee

Hang on a mo. I'll post the revised code below.

Here's the code. It is in GuideML.

****Remember to select the GuideML Radio Button.***

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Summertime & The Livin' is Easy...










I can often be found here at the end of a hard day's buzzing around, stretched out on a hammock, contemplating my navel or having a good gossip with a couple of friends over a long, cool drink...

It is always Summer here ...a good time to relax, chill out and smell the roses...

...Pure Bee Bliss...
...Tralalala...
'Fish are jumping and the cotton is high'...
...a good time for Pimms (with freshly grown mint), or a nice, chilled glass of Puligny - Montrachet...
Have some...
....Relax...
...join in the gossip...
...and just Bee...

HOW TO BEE...

...Take a pew on one of the many hammocks scattered in the apple and cherry orchards...essential for those afternoon siestas or post-prandial naps...

...Smell the Roses...

...Listen to the soothing sounds of the water - the tinkling springs, babbling brooks and a placid, water-lilied lake......

...Have some cake and eat it... please help yourself - there is also honey should you desire it. Don't worry...it won't run out...I spend my days ensuring I make an inexhaustible supply...

...Be gently intoxicated with fine wines and Pimms - glasses to be found in the circular summerhouse...
















A special thanks to GOD - almighty without whom this garden would not be blooming...

Amy

Thank you very much for your help. What a marvelous Ant you are - a definite credit to your hardworking species! Everything is centred now and I have also added the link to your museum.

(Despite this my page is still too wide - Oh Woe - still I'm sure I'll work it out in time (the next millenia or so).

Once again, thanks.

HoneyBee

Looks OK to me. Try a different browser.