h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Honeybee

From one insect to another, welcome to h2g2.

I won't say no to a slice of honey cake if there is some going

Amy the Ant

Hi back Amy the Ant!

Thanks for the welcome. Please do have a slice of Honey cake. Have several slices. Being an Ant, you can take a whole cake away with you...which you are most welcome to do...

So you've heard of my legendary ability to carry 142.7 times my own weight. Keep it quiet though or Menza will figure out what happened to all the Guiness that went missing from the Forum and Firkin during the weekend of Fashion Cat's party.

So that's where it went!

Hi HoneyBee, welcome to h2g2! I'm one of the Assistant Community Editors, so if you need any advice on anything h2g2 related, feel free to ask!

If you're looking for somewhere to go, you might want to try the welcome page for newcomers - http://www.h2g2.com/A5752 - or the Aces' homepage - http://www.h2g2.com/A214796 - which has lots of interesting links. Also, if you click on the h2g2 logo in the top left corner, it will take you back to the front page, which gets updated daily with all the latest goodies.

While you're here, we'd also like you to contribute to the guide - try searching for some topics that interest you, and if there are no current entries on those topics, why not write one? I can personally guarantee that if you submit an article, it will be considered for entry in the guide, and not just crumpled up and thrown in the bin.

Have fun! Now, I think someone mentioned cake...

Thanks Dr. V. for your welcome.

Please help yourself to a slice of cake ...it is on the table by the fountain...

Whoever said you can't have your cake and eat it got it wrong!

Oh, thank you!
*has cake*
*eats it*

Hello HoneyBee !!!

* An old robed, grey bearded man hobbles up the garden path... *

I don't suppose there is any cake & honey for a wiley old deity, is there ?

BTW You ought to meet the fine young lady Bumblebee, who usually buzzes around these parts...

- Simply, High Spirited.

*HoneyBee rushes over to help the hobbling, old man*

Wouldn't it be quicker and easier for you to walk across the lake?

*HoneyBee takes his arm and leads him smoothly across the water to the other side. She hands him a slice of cake and a large jar of honey.*

Dont be taken in Honey.... Show Him a drink and He'll be there in no time at all will you God! I should know... He was doing all sorts of miracles at my party!

I love your page BTW... very relaxing... I'll be back soon no doubt!

FC

I like your garden. I was thinking the other day that h2g2 needs more gardens. Perhaps you could set up an area for allotments in a guide article and those of us interested could rent a plot from you. A bit like how the Space Center rents out hangars for space ships.

Hi FC,

Thanks for your comments.

WI known this is going to sound ignorant but what does BTW mean?

HBee

by the way

Hi Amy theAnt

Sorry about the confusion - must have had too much Pimms...and am newish at this posting lark!

Thanks for telling me what BTW means (Netspeak and net-etiquette has rather left me behind I'm afraid)...

HoneyBee

* The old man nestles back into the comfy chair... *

Yes, I do believe this to be a pleasant place...

You might like to wander over to here later on...

http://www.h2g2.com/A352667

I put it together to help out novices here...

One of MY Guardian Angels might be able to help you plant next seasons bulbs in your Garden...

Here are a few varieties I quite like...

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Although, I'm sure you have quiet a few of your own you fancy...

Anymore Tea & Scones left ?

- Simply, High Spirited.

Thanks Almighty One ...

Your help is much appreciated! Have some more honey..

Hmmm...Nice Honey...

By The Way...

I just finished putting together your garden...

Here it is displayed

http://www.h2g2.com/A416701

Here is where you can copy & paste the data

http://www.h2g2.com/A416684

If your not sure how to Copy & Paste go to the Guardian Angels New User's Page here...

http://www.h2g2.com/A352667

Once you have copied it edit your homepage, delete info there & paste.

Make sure you then go down & change page type to HTML...

P.S The bottom flower hides a link to the best & easiest HTML help site on the web, just click and you should gradually get help there for customising it, or ask Moi !!!

GoOD Luck !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

*HoneyBee staggers in carrying a year's supply of honey and cake. She places them reveremtly in front of the Creator*

Oh Thank YOU GOD! Yes, I know you have heard it a million times...but
I love my garden! It's enough to almost make me believe in you now...

I tried to put a link to you on it, but, not surprisingly, failed. However I will have another go...as soon as i have worked out how to do it...

Please drop by anytime!

A Happy HoneyBee

Why Thankyou !!!

If you need to put links in your page you put the following i.e...

GUARDIAN ANGELS

The first bit is the "address" & the text goes in >there<...

BTW You might want to change the following line...

<TABLE BGCOLOR="green" TABLE BORDER=5 WIDTH=90%

...change the percentage value to 100% as the main text is slightly obscured on some browsers...

Lastly, if you want to add more text, make sure you either use a to go to next line or to go to the next paragraph...

- Simply, High Spirited.

By Jove...I think I've done it! Have managed to add the link to You...(alright...couldn't have done it without your help...I know...)
Thanks!