PlasticFork was born to a middle class home somewhere in the countryside, sometime in the latter half of the 20th Century. The simple life of school did not appeal to the one affectionately known as "Plastic" to his friends, and at the age of 2 he embarked upon his first attempt at world domination. This inevitably failed due to a reliance on nappies, but lessons were learned, and he set to plotting again.
By the time he had reached the end of his first year of school, he had gathered a fearsome repetoire of followers, and he began his second attempt. This was foiled when the attempted para-drop from the schoolyard wall was successfully intercepted and dealt with by the playground monitors.
From then on, Plastic was under constant scrutiny from teachers, playground monitors, parents and the giant stuffed bear in the corner of his bedroom. However, this was not going to stop him, and strengthened by the knowledge of "letters" and "numbers", inadvertantly given to him by his teachers, he managed to imprison the giant-bear-in-the-corner-of-his-bedroom behind the chest of drawers. This accomplished, he began to build his doomsday device out of K'Nex, the previous Duplo doomsday device of yesteryear now obsolete.
There was a brief period of nothingness as he studied from Year 1 on to Year 3, in which he met many possible Evil-Geniuses, and had them swiftly removed from the world theatre.
By Year 4, Plastic had regained the trust of his foolish teachers, and his 3rd and final attempt at world domination came about. Unfortunately, due to a mix up in the end of Summer Term dates, the event never came about.
By this time Plastic realised he was becoming too old for world domination, and retired from the lime-light. Following a summer of philosophical reflection upon his life, he turned to a life of saving the world in Year 5, foiling several attempts at world domination. PlasticFork now continues to help save the world, but has also turned to writing, and has published theses such as the world famous "Amoeba Thoery" and "The Chronicles of the Nano-Monkeys".
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