h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome and greetings to h2g2. As a long-time member, I want to personally take this opportunity to open you with welcome arms. Wait a sec, that's backwards. I want to arm you with open weapons. No wait, that's not it. Why don't we just settle for a handshake? Or a milkshake. I think I have one here in the freezer...no wait, I drank that last month. Nevermind. In any case, don't panic, be well, have fun, take your shoes off, and always wear foil in your hat. alien loveshade

P. S. I actually just joined a few minutes ago. Sorry I lied.

Welcome to you both I am Crescent, one of the Assistant Community Editors (or ACE's) who roam this site looking for good deeds to do If either of you have any problems with, or questions about, the site then I am like the first port of call (or any of the ACE's), click 'reply' below and tell me all about it, I am here to help Well, until later, or until Alien Loveshade gets the homepage up
BCNU - Crescent

Hi there! I'm androyd one of the Assistant Community Editors who have volunteered to help new members. I don't know if you've realised it yet, but the guide is about more than guide entries. Try these links to make new friends or even get a virtual job. I did.
http://www.h2g2.com/C572 the world of h2g2
http://www.h2g2.com/A5752 newcomers welcome page
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796 aces homepage
http://www.h2g2.com/A344756 - A Guide to the Guide - Very Very useful! Really should help you around the community
http://www.h2g2.com/A270325 guide to h2g2 clubs
I love football, if you do too then try out this site:
http://www.h2g2.com/A243677

If you need help with h2g2 then just reply to this message or click on my name and leave a message on the help desk.