h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Surely it doesn't take that long to rip someone's clothes off?

Time is worth precious money for any normal person, never mind when it's you, light of my life

You like to smile, don't you?

Yeah.

I love it Teach me how to smile? I can't pull a smile without looking like I should be on Crimewatch.

Don't be silly. I don't like it when people force a smile to be a certain way, just smile naturally, it's more beautiful that way.

Ah! So the secret behind your beauty so beautiful that you made God jealous is that you smile naturally?

There's no way you can really be smiling as much as you do on our chats though. Are those smiles lie-smiles?

No, when I put the '''' smiley, I am genuinely smiling.

Really? I should feel honoured that you smile so much in my presence Are you a toothy smiler?

Yes Are you?

Very much so! I believe a smile is not a genuine smile unless there's some teeth showing Dance with me, o wonderfully smiley person!

And now a slowwww dance...

What are you upto?

Well I'm busy cleaning the kitchen and sitting room now. You?

Still nothing Just waiting around until I can be bothered to go home, I'm lax to leave you.

I will leave you to it though if you have stuff to do

No, no need, I'm nearly finished anyway.

If you sure I'll probably leave in about 20 minutes or so anyway. You should rest now though. How about laying your head on my shoulder?