h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you want me to be fairy?

I want you to be the centre of my world Whether you're a fairy, or a pitbull

Then I shall be your fairy

Would you like me to be anything in particular? I'm not adverse to cross-dressing

You WANT me to cross-dress?

Not really I want you to be my knight

Then a knight I shall be Alas fair maiden, I have slain many dragons and faced many perils to get here, and yet the toughest tasks lay ahead in eventually plcuking up the courage to leave you.

plucking!

You've become worse than me lately

I've always been worse than you, in every way You are what I aspire to be. Without the female body parts.

Why do you aspire to be like me?

Because, simply darling, you are awesome.

Thanks for that, but you are a brilliant person as well.

I know. *puts modest face on, then realises he can't do a modest face and then grins like deranged hyena*

I'm not arrogant Please don't think ill of me.

I don't

What you doing?