h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

clearly, heidi, you are not thinking very hard.

I hate to interrupt your little conversation with yourself for something as trivial as a welcoming, but anyways...

Welcome to H2G2

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Don't worry if you don't understand any of this, just stick this in your ear

I've been thinking too...

Sadly, I've been mostly thinking about squid.

squid is better than thinking about money... like how you don't have it and need it badly. that the worst.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I apologize for the multiple postings. My computer is stupid.

He's gonna smell like hot dogs.

hehe... hey Heidi.... my dog just smells!!!! but i love him dearly!

I'm a Guardian Angel, and yours if you want me!!! Oh. And I'm having a party too. so if you want to come, just click the link above!!!

At least you seem to be settling in ok. Any probs, just shout!!!