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A mage that knows how to fight?

Post 1

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

Who ever heard of that? I have, as a matter of fact.
I'm traveling with one atm, called radagast. You and he: same?


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Post 2

Radagast

I don't know how you carried it off, but I advise you to return your automatic teller machine to its owners immediately, and please don't involve me; any similarity between your kidnapped machine and me, name or otherwise, is purely coincidental.


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Post 3

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

You're funny! You can't be the radagast I know. the radagast I know is a sternfaced mage, and I have never heard him say anything funny.


ATM = at the moment, not automatic teller machine!


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Post 4

Radagast

Seriously, I am curious about your friend. Where did he come by this name? Does he really never say anything funny? Doesn't he ever try and fail? Is it possible that he smiles only when he is showing you what a fool you are? If so, it is very important that you contact me and say not a word about our conversation to anyone, even me!


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Post 5

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

Are you sure you're not he? or that you're not an ATM?
And when I say the radagast i know is a sternfaced mage, he really is. I know for a fact that he doesn't smile to show me what a fool I am, since I have been a fool many, many, many times, and not once did a corner of his mouth curl in appreciation. He did promise to teach me magic though, that's good.


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Post 6

Radagast

I assure you that I am not he; I am most certainly me. As for your namesake's lack of humor, it is reassuring. Still, I wonder, where did he come upon his name?


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Post 7

Radagast

Pardon my lack of sense; I really should learn not to post messages before noon. I meant my namesake, not yours.


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Post 8

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

I saw a posting on your page by someone who said they love tolkien too. did you swipe your name off LotR? maybe your namesake did too.


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Post 9

Radagast

good detective work.


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Post 10

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

that's nothing!

judging by the way you spelled 'detective' in that last posting, I say you went to the bathroom to take a piss within the past two hours.
And you once lived with a woman you called your mother, but who was actually someone else's wife. AM I right?


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