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Hi there, ahsirtap!
Bistroist Started conversation Jun 23, 2000
Welcome to H2G2
My name's Bistroist and I'm one of the Guide's Assistant Community Editors (ACE's). We're a bunch of volunteers who roam this place trying to be as nice and helpful as possible, and meet and greet as many newcomers as we can.
If there's something you need help with, or just want a few links to some of the cool places in here, I suggest you visit our common homepage.
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796
I'm not sure if you know this already, but there's a welcoming message to all newcomers over here
http://www.h2g2.com/A5752
Other questions you'd might like to ask? Try the "ask H2G2" and "How do I..."-forums
http://www.h2g2.com/A148907 and http://www.h2g2.com/A242470
btw. In case you haven't noticed, the "Don't Panic" button in the top menu bar links to an occasionally useful help section.
Don't worry if you don't understand any of this, just stick this in your ear
Hi there, ahsirtap!
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 24, 2000
Thanks for the welcome message, very useful, and as I should now be out doing the shopping, I'm going to have a cup of tea. Speak to you soon.
luv
ahsirt
(lets not be formal)
Hi there, ahsirtap!
GreeboTCat Posted Jun 24, 2000
~Greebo peeks in~... You eat cats???? Now that is a scary thought... Me just wants to assure you that me is not a cat... me may be orange and cute and look slightly cat like... but in fact me is a Sloberin Pinchim... thats a big dog... so you can't eat me see... ~Greebo grins at how smart she is...~
Hi there, ahsirtap!
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 24, 2000
Greebo baby, I don't eat cats, too many calories!!!! na I'm just a (used to be) big pussy cat myself. Maybe the odd rat in a bun, but usually I just stick to black coffee, or may be soup, or may be cola or even tea!!!!! speak to you soon
luv
ahsirt
Hi there, ahsirtap!
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 24, 2000
Bistroist, see my reply to Greebo. Although when my two moggies are moulting I seem to take in an inordinate amount of cat hair, does anyone know how many calories in a cat hair?
Hi there, ahsirtap!
Martin Harper Posted Jun 26, 2000
I'd guess they're just roughage, and pass straight through you...
MyRedDice - "may I call you hsirt?"
Hi there, ahsirtap!
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jun 27, 2000
Call me anything you want, except for late for drinkie-poos!!!! Although, think of all those poor redundant letter a's wandering around the place. Maybe they'll join up with all the cat hairs that don't get swallowed and form 'fura' balls and end up being eaten by the Japanese raw.
Newcomers
Funkenmarie Posted Jul 24, 2000
Hi Bistroist,
walking around other person's homepages I met you!
Really nice to learn, that there ist a "Guide's Assistant community ...."
A few weeks ago I have been a newcomer (and I still am) but no one talked to me and told me such useful things. Arrrgh.
What is wrong with me - should I have pressed any button to get noticed?
Greetings
F.
Newcomers
Bistroist Posted Jul 26, 2000
Oooops, sorry! You should have been visited by one of us during the first week you were here, but unfortunately we're only a limited amount of ACE's, and sometimes we miss a newcomer or two
But I'll pop right over and say the welcoming stuff and just pretend that I said it a couple of weeks ago and it got lost in a freak corner of cyberspace and didn't show up until now ok?
~Bistro (I'm not late, it's the world that's out of sync)
Hi there, ahsirtap!
Yeliab {h2g2as} Posted Aug 13, 2000
Hi, there ahsirtap, I'm me, I'm not anything cool like and ACE which is probably cos I cant spell.
Anyway.... great meteor results you got, thanks for your help. You mentioned the light pollution, and I must mention that I have a light pollution pettitio....... annnnnnd now I understand, all becomes clear after reading tyour name a couple of times along with the E-mail *looks stupid and appologises*
I'm sending it out, thanks for your help with this.
However if you need help with learning how to do GuideML and make your site look really cool (like mine could do) then I have a link at the bottom of the page, have alook at that. I'll be happy to teach you some neat features if you like.
Nick - (the ever-so slow)
Hi there, ahsirtap!
Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Aug 14, 2000
Thanks kcin, I guess you've read someof my journal entries and sussed that an old lady like me needs all the help she can get. I'm so old my tee-shirts are printed in Latin. My favourite reads
Libens
Volens
Potens!!!!
Hi there, ahsirtap!
Yeliab {h2g2as} Posted Aug 14, 2000
And if I could understand latin I'd chuckle.
I anca ustja bouta peeksa igpa atinla
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Aug 16, 2000
Hi Nick,
Just thank your lucky stars it wasn't Welsh. I'll leave the translation as a project for you. By the way, today I'm 'mostly' wearing a Foggy tee-shirt.
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- 1: Bistroist (Jun 23, 2000)
- 2: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 24, 2000)
- 3: GreeboTCat (Jun 24, 2000)
- 4: Bistroist (Jun 24, 2000)
- 5: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 24, 2000)
- 6: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 24, 2000)
- 7: Martin Harper (Jun 26, 2000)
- 8: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jun 27, 2000)
- 9: Funkenmarie (Jul 24, 2000)
- 10: Bistroist (Jul 26, 2000)
- 11: Yeliab {h2g2as} (Aug 13, 2000)
- 12: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Aug 14, 2000)
- 13: Yeliab {h2g2as} (Aug 14, 2000)
- 14: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Aug 16, 2000)
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