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Maria d J Gutierrez Posted Oct 18, 2000
YEEAA! for the indistructable fry pan! HOOOO HOOO!
...and about the MoC and the chocolate paint: PA-TOOIE! i'm not going in for this love fest dealie. MoC gives me the creeps and I REFUSE to come within arms reach even to slide a nice pointy knife between his ribs which is why i had to fork over good cash money to that shaved headed guy to do it for me. good luck to the rest of you but just so you know it you're making me puke.
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V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) Posted Oct 19, 2000
Hmmmmmm that frying pane can take allot...have you ever tryed cooking with it?
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Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Oct 19, 2000
*CLUNG*
oops sorry Vince I was aiming for MoC :{
*CLUNG*
aahh that's got him 
Yep...it's still spick and span. Hold on a sec...
*hiss, sizzle*
Well, it's coping quite well with this fried egg...
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V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) Posted Oct 19, 2000
*Grones*
no problem
*Picks up the sper egg and uses the spatula as a catapult to fier them at MOC*
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Researcher 140051 Posted Oct 19, 2000
this isn't insulting.
it's just abusive.
but insulting someone is abuse.
so abuse is insulting.
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 19, 2000
A particularly fine little aphorism. May I say how wonderful you all are. Absolutely fabulous, all day long.
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V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) Posted Oct 19, 2000
yes he is soooooo intelagent dont you just love him
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V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) Posted Oct 23, 2000
you arnt quite getting it are you dear?
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Researcher 140051 Posted Oct 23, 2000
HOOOFF!
WHAFF!
DRRRRRRRR!
YNUNK
PLURT!
SLORP!
GREEEEE!
WHOO HOO!
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Oct 23, 2000
makse sence...is that one lump or two
*hits MOC on the head with a malet*
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Oct 24, 2000
*Hits him againe for good messure... bends over him*
have you met lucifer by the way...good bloke usefull.got a funny story about him I may tellit some time
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 24, 2000
*Determined to kill himin one forum or another, UH takes the mallet and rives a huge spike thru MoC's heart. He takes his pulse. He is certainly dead. Ha! (but he still looks lovely)
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 24, 2000
Just acknowledge that your dead by my hand, and I'll be happy again
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Researcher 140051 Posted Oct 24, 2000
should i call you uncle heavy or mr. goriff?
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 24, 2000
Mr Goriff will be only for the evebing, methinks. Secret CHOPPERS buisness
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Oct 25, 2000
wrong foram matey...and you could have waghted untill her had answerd me
*Hits uncle Goriff with his mallet*
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Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* Posted Oct 26, 2000
*CLUNG*
*CLANG*
*DONK*
*BONG*
*DANG*
*CLUNG-UNG-UNG*
*WANG-ANG-ANG*
*DING-G-G*
*BONK-dug*
*BOK*
*BK*
Oh dear...seems the frying pan has become a bit dented with this repeated battery of MoC. Oh well...might as well finish it off I suppose...
*DRONK-CLUNG-WHANG-WHUK-DOK-CLANG-DING-BONG-BANG-DING-TING-DINKcrong*
Yep. There it goes. Dented beyond repair. Hey! What's this...
*With a sklurp-bik-bik-bik the frying pan remoulds itself to its original shape*
Wow! That was weird!
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- 41: Maria d J Gutierrez (Oct 18, 2000)
- 42: V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) (Oct 19, 2000)
- 43: Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) (Oct 19, 2000)
- 44: V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) (Oct 19, 2000)
- 45: Researcher 140051 (Oct 19, 2000)
- 46: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 19, 2000)
- 47: V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) (Oct 19, 2000)
- 48: Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42! (Oct 23, 2000)
- 49: V (I'm going to be a Daddy :-D) Officaly the bloke who carrys Bob home ;-) (Oct 23, 2000)
- 50: Researcher 140051 (Oct 23, 2000)
- 51: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Oct 23, 2000)
- 52: Researcher 140051 (Oct 23, 2000)
- 53: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Oct 24, 2000)
- 54: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 24, 2000)
- 55: Researcher 140051 (Oct 24, 2000)
- 56: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 24, 2000)
- 57: Researcher 140051 (Oct 24, 2000)
- 58: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 24, 2000)
- 59: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Oct 25, 2000)
- 60: Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* (Oct 26, 2000)
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