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Hello Zeb...oh yeah, and Emar too.

Post 1

The Corrupt One

Hi! Just wondering if you wanted to help me take over the world, eh? We could make a great team. And we'll divide the world 50-50 for us to rule. Think about it.smiley - winkeye


Hello Zeb...oh yeah, and Emar too.

Post 2

Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back...

Zeb: I think STUMPED's already got a world conquest plan going. Let's just help them take it over, then "embezzle" a disproportionate percentage of the world for ourselves.

Emar: How are you going to do that?

Zeb: Juggle the "Empire Allocation" books.

Emar: What?! Won't the other villains notice when you get the Americas and Australia, Kudos gets Africa and Eurasia, while THEY get Latvia?

Zeb: ... Well, with Kudos controlling Europe, it's really up to HIM whether or not they get Latvia. Anyway, YOU'RE in accounting, YOU figure out how to scam 'em.


Hello Zeb...oh yeah, and Emar too.

Post 3

The Corrupt One

Whoops, forgot to get my own counterpart into the deal. I'll give her...um...Italy. Italy and England. That works...I think.

And the other people won't notice 'cause we'll tell them not to. Easy.


Hello Zeb...oh yeah, and Emar too.

Post 4

Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back...

Emar: Uhhhhh, right.

Zeb: Hey! Are you the head negotiator for the two of us? **I** give the noncommital ascent around here, trapeze-boy!


Hello Zeb...oh yeah, and Emar too.

Post 5

Emar, the Flying Misfit... Yes, seriously, he's back...

Emar: Whoops. We should have typed "assent," not "ascent."

Zeb(in harsh whisper): *Quiet! Maybe he won't notice!*


Hello Zeb...oh yeah, and Emar too.

Post 6

The Corrupt One

I notice, but I don't care.

*glances at the initiation forum*

Hey, maybe we should try to kill Happy Dude for a bit, eh? Sound fun to you?

BTW, I like the Killer Hungry Hungry Hippos. Creative. smiley - winkeye


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