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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Started conversation Sep 16, 2000
What shall I feed my cat? It has a slightly evil personality.
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Clelba Posted Sep 16, 2000
Our cats do not need feeding, but if he is evil, I suggest giving him a 
to play with. It may calm him down, or take his evilness elsewhere. Have you thought of a name for mine yet?
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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Posted Sep 30, 2000
A good name would be Smiley, or, if it is an evil cat like mine, call it Fluffy. That should subdue it enough to stop those attempted murders of Queen Beatrix of Holland.
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Clelba Posted Oct 4, 2000
I just realised a better way to do cats, so I'll get another cat and call it Smiley.
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Clelba Posted Oct 4, 2000
No, wait, it's not a better way is it? I'll do another normal one and call it Smiley.
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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Posted Oct 4, 2000
Good for you.
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Clelba Posted Oct 4, 2000
you missed out a couple of spaces in various places, so your cat looks a bit demented. Or was it sposed to be like that?
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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Posted Oct 4, 2000
No, it's my evil cat. I have shaped it up now.
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Now it's slightly cross-eyed. I shaped it up a bit too hard.
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P.S. I have applied to be a Guardian Angel and got no reply. Someone else I know just asked and got a reply immediately. Have you any power over the other common mortals?
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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Posted Oct 4, 2000
Just experimenting too:
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Clelba Posted Oct 4, 2000
No, wait, I don't understand what's happening here!
I'll try something different:
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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Posted Oct 4, 2000
Errrrr.....
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Please work!
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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Posted Oct 4, 2000
Yessss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name Posted Oct 8, 2000
Hey!
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This is quite a cool cat actually. Very evil, so I've called it Fluffy. It has broken my drill but luckily I can repair it, poor thing. It does not only play with but my 
as well.
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