h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I want the living, breathing Mancunian one who has the ability to type words that could send me to the moon or destroy my mind and soul.

I'm not as beautiful as a rose.

Oh but you are No ordinary rose could make my heart leep and my eyes widen with joy.

Is it bad that I want to hold you?

Why would that ever be bad?

I don't know.

What are you waiting for then?

's GFC very, very tightly.

*giggles with content*

Is it ok if I sleep in your arms?

My arms were made for sleeping in.

Can I rest my head on your shoulders?

Yes.

But what if I inadvertently fall asleep?

Then I would carry you and place you in my, erm... your bed.

And where would you go?

I would sleepy myself, so could I join you?

I think that would be best, but it doesn't look like you've brought any nightwear with you.

I did that on purpose, you aren't wearing any yourself though.