Lodging in Nursing Homes
Forget the Hilton, the Shady Pines Assisted Living center is the way to go. Along with all the amenities of a normal Hotel, one is able to enjoy certain added privileges including: 3 meals a day (including an early dinner!), laying in bed all day, all the Matlock you can watch, and never having to wash yourself again. All this can be yours for the modest price of $2,500 a week!
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