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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Actually, I rather like the Harlan Ellison approach.

'I fully appreciate that you may think I'm a c**t. I may indeed, at times, exhibt c**t like tendencies from time to time. However, I would appreciate it if you wouldn't treat me like I'm a c**t, or I'll have to treat you like what you are, and you won't like it.'

smiley - shark


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Post 22

I'm not really here

FC! You dirty tart, stop knee-hopping. You'll only get yourself a(nother) reputation!


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Post 23

Acid Override - The Forum A1146917

...and still she claims to be innocent.


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Post 24

Fashion Cat

Oi! I am innocent. smiley - cross

Now, if you'll just step this way we can size your smiley - handcuffs for you. smiley - tongueout


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Post 25

toybox



smiley - drool


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Acid Override - The Forum A1146917

Ooh exciting

Oh dear Lauras having an effect on me.


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Post 27

Fashion Cat

Laura's effect is a good one. At least, its better than mine would be! smiley - winkeye

So, what sort of cuffs is it for you? Leather, furry insides, metal??? smiley - winkeye


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Post 28

Demon Drawer

Just to remind you I have this leaving do tonight. See you a lot later. smiley - winkeye


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Post 29

Fashion Cat



smiley - tongueout If you'd check you're emails I asked you a question about that smiley - cross I guess the server is being slow again. smiley - cross Never mind, will call you in a bit. smiley - smiley


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Post 30

Demon Drawer

No our outlook is down smiley - sadface


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Post 31

Acid Override - The Forum A1146917

Depends how long for, the cold touch of metal is nice but not if your there for too long. Youself?

Nice leaving do?


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Of course you never heard this from me but it has been rumoured that an old fashioned style policing method for dealing with scrotes was to smiley - handcuffs them to the hot water pipes for a couple of hours...Apparently old style police smiley - handcuffs conduct heat particularly well.

Not really anything to do with th conversation but i gfelt the need to add it to the sum of the communities knowledge.

smiley - shark


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Acid Override - The Forum A1146917

Well you learn something new everyday. Good thing too of my curiosity would eat me alive. Thanks smiley - shark I'm glad you didn't tell me that :P


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


My pleasure. smiley - ok

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

One word for you FC- Phone Book. Okay, two smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


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Post 36

Fashion Cat

Phone Book?? smiley - erm


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

You can beat someone up using the broad side of a phone book, and it hurts as much as a metal bar, but it doesn't leave any marks. smiley - evilgrin

smiley - ale


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Fashion Cat

Oh really??? I shall have to introduce DD to this later on. We have a number from which I can choose... smiley - winkeye


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

I don't take any responsibility for any internal damage you do to him smiley - winkeye

smiley - ale


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Post 40

Fashion Cat

Thats why God made the derriere with so much flesh. smiley - winkeye


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