h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi, Kensington - nice to finally hear from you. Great typing. Maybe you should dictate to Nick (although his spelling can be pretty lousy too)

im hapy you lik mi typing iv never typed befor.
i wil ask nick if he wil let mi dictate to him that is funy
how do you mak that smil hapen I want a smil in mi tiping to
thank you for saying helo to mi frizzychick

You just stretch out your lips and bare your teeth (or fangs) in a friendly fashion (and no slavering) - or something.

How's your plans for St. Weevil's day coming along. I am going to start a new forum from the Church page asking for 'oral histories' or stories and plans for the Weevil Museum - its planning a special exhibtion to commmemorate the festivities this year. Let me know your best story of past celebrations, Kensington - I bet you've had some wild old times?

hi frizzychick i dont hav any lips im a weevil i just want a smili in my typing
iv had some gud partys oh yes meny storys i cud tel
stweevils day wil be vary fun i cant wait.
nick told mi how to do smilis i wil tri yay thats a lot of werk for a smili thats mi furst won.
sory for tayking so long typing is hard

Dear Kens, If you ask me (and you probably don't) you type pretty damned well for a weevil. Maybe you can help me. I used to keep a sack of Koi feed out back by the old ornamental fish pond, but after about a month it was swarming with yer brethren. I threw that batch away and bought a new batch and this time sealed it up in a screw-top jar. Ha!, I thought to myself, I've got 'em sussed. But a couple months later there were swarms of youse again. What to do?

helo talenred i thik you shoud start a parti and invit al the wevils over we lik digetsiv biskits and corn sirups i dont no wat koi feeds is maybe we would eat that if it was good or if ther is no sirups or biskits to eat
maye you shoud hav koi feeds at your parti your wevil frends lik that i think
wat is sused is that lik beeng ful from eatng it sems lik you ar vary nic to your weevils
ok thaks for visting my paj ok
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