h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You see I thought I was Tom Collins. Wait! I know I am Tom Collins. Who are you really? Am I writing to myself? Are you from New England too?

That's amazing. I certainly am Tom Collins, but I'm in San Bruno, CA. I can't believe there's another Tom Collins here, especially one who has joined as recently as I have. (I'm guessing that because you still have a number instead of a name. I only joined last night. I'm #135807. Just beat you.) Welcome aboard! I say first order of business is we dish out severe pummellings to all non-Tom Collinses.

Or... you could just check out the entry I just finished for Tom Collins the drink at my homepage. I'm about to submit it for approval. Any suggestions are welcome.

Tom, you've got a great idea here about the pummelling!
Have you done much geneaolgy? I can trace my Collins lineage back to 1692 in Scituate, Mass when Richard Collins was born. I think it was a Virgin birth. I can't find his parents. When I do shake the family tree, even a few barnabus Collins's fall out into Dartmouth Mass.
My brother Bobby Collins is a comedian who lives in Santa Monica. He used to do Certs commercials.
Be good
Tom Collins
AKA Rocket Dog
You see, even our nicknames are similar.

Let's see... re: genealogy, my Collinses were still in Ireland the beginning of the 20th century, and we don't have much info beyond that. And Virgin birth... very funny!

I think I know Bobby Collins. He has a bit: "Her hair had mousse -- she had more than mousse -- she had BULLWINKLE in her hair!" Am I thinking of the right guy?