h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the Ant

*leaves a mufflewhump and a for Amy*

I would hug you all back but I've got a sore throat and I'm sure you don't want to catch it. I've also lost my voice which is why I'm writing everything down .

Oh dear Teaspoon of salt in a coffee mug, hot, not boiling water, gargle horrible, but kills the bacteria (if its bacterial) by osmotic shock you really arn't doing very well at the moment

As I've told someone else, paper doesn't get , and I doubt germs could come this far IRL, so I'll you all you'll let me!

I'm too far away to catch it as well

Not as far as me.

for Amy.

But I'm the farthest, so I'm the safest...

Amy
2legs
Bagpuss

s everyone

YAY!!!

Have some cheesecake, designed to cure any sore throat, cold, or sinus infection!!! YAY!!!

for Amy for everyone

I think I caught that bad dose of 'flu from Marv the Grate - and he's in Salt Lake City. The viruses have found a way to get down the wires.

now please tell me that can't be true! *stares at computer with mixture of love/hate/fear

And here I thought computer viruses were different than the other kind...

Perhaps I'm really a computer that happens to be doing very well on the Turing Test .

Maybe...

Can't be, trust me everyone! even the lurkers

How can you be sure that the person you've been to meets with, and given flowers to (with my name on... I still can't believe that I managed to talk you into that...or should I say that I'm surprised it didn't take much convincing...) was not just a really well built android that passes the Turing Test with flying colors?

*cough

and and for Amy

Telling, writing... Same thing! I still marvel that you did it for someone who the first direct thing she said to you was to ask if you were planning on taking flowers...