h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've just spent the weekend dressed up as a mediaeval wench at Warwick Castle. I cannot believe how stupid I looked. I think the tourists were wondering why there was a half-Chinese, short-haired wench, but what the hell. At least I got to play with me bows and arrows...

Send me a picture there Em, I need a good laugh! Did you get my mail?

There should be some pictures... though they'll be bloody awful...

I did get your mail incidentally... merci beaucoup... it's just that I'm being really disorganised with my mail and I'm being continually bombarded with 6 mile long messages by a small friend of mine who demands that I answer (otherwise he gets paranoid). I haven't forgotten you...

Did you manage to impale an american businessman or two, in England on the assumption that an English castle was REAL Brit culture?

I'm American myself, but that doesn't mean Bill Gates is my best friend...


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Ooooh... there were lots of those. All the people wanting to have their photo taken with me was scary too, particularly in view of the fact that I was only there by mistake.

Unfortunately I wasn't allowed to shoot anyone, although I was sorely tempted to kill Kevin the Git Bowman of Warwick, and said so publicly in front of an audience of about 400. My finest comedy moment...

Got the photos back. I look even worse than I thought. Plus my bow arm was straight - very bad.