why this web page exists

This webpage exists because it does.

If it didn't exist you wouldn't be reading it because then that would just mean you are imagining it, which in turn means that everyone else who reads it is also imagining it, or means that you are the only person to ever read or ever possibly read it. That also means that you have also imagined me writing it, which begs the question of why i'm writing this in the first place. Or maybe i'm just imagining writing this and you aren't actually reading this because it never existed in the first place. But then why would I be able to read it if I hadn't ever written it or imagined writing it or hadn't even seen you reading it or the catfish ><> wiggling there tails in Japan. Which is of course relevant becaue the Japanese government decided to blame them for earthquakes and if they're already being blamed for earthquakes then why not blame them for this website not existing. They are fish ><> and so will forget soon anyway, or maybe not, because maybe the fish ><> are elephants in disguise, which would give the japanese a far more valid reason to investigate them for causing the earthquakes.

In closing I would like to conclude that this webpage exists because it does, you are possibly psychotically delusional, you may posibbly be me and Japanese people like eating raw elephants.

Melinda

if you want to see my hoepage click here
http://www.angelfire.com/journal/melinda" >http://www.angelfire.com/journal/melinda />
P.S. Make sure you check out the handy latin phrases entry in the guide. :-)

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