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Since you pooped in to Chez Pinky, thought I'd return the favour.
How the Dickens are you? Got any Gin in?

Like the flirty-ness, Bug snogs & Sweezes back

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Hello Pinky,

I glad you dropped by, I hope it wasn't too hard to find the place. Do you want Tanqueray or Beefeater gin, and how do you want that? I also have some Tennessee whiskey and a small but good selection of wine. Have a seat on the big brown saddle leather sofa.

Is there any thing else you would like? (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)


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Cork Distilery Co gin or Bombay Saph. if you'd be so good. Enough ice to sink the Titanic, one slice and just show it the tonic bottle.

Nice place - if a bit 'masculine' in style. Saddle leather eh? Nice. I like my sofas like my men - big, comfortable, dark and with a well-used air about them!

anything else? Oh yes, some crackers to go with this cheese!

One large Bombay Sapphire with enough ice to sink the Titanic, one slice, just like it shows it on the tonic bottle. Cheese and crackers on a crystal plate sat on the coffee table in front of the sofa.

"Yes, the place is a bit masculine, but it's comfortable and I like it. Please, help yourself to the cheese and crackers. "

I put on some music, soft contemporary Jazz. I open the curtains that were covering the glass doors that lead out to the deck, revealing the view of the ocean from a high mountain that drops right down to the beach.

"Would you prefer to sit out on the deck? It's a very pleasant day."


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Oh what a dilema! Want to stay and enjoy your hospitality, but simply cannot abide jazz!
Stroll serenly out onto deck, sip some gin and contemplate swan dive into ocean.

"Don't like Jazz? I can change it. What would you like?"

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"I do have some Nine inch Nails, Ozzy, Mozart, Heart, Beatles, and even some Alan Parsons and more. Name it, I'll see if I have it."

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