h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Um...no. Don't think so. maybe i'll investigate. Not now though. too tired.

I've been away awhile because ths computer has been messing me about...I talk to it but it won't respond...it won't help me at all.
I've suddenly got really into The Beatles music and have got all their albums from Help to Abby Road. I never knew hoe good they were...but I don't like John Lennon's work on his own although people think he is the genius...and was better when he went solo...I disagree....I think I am the only one who thinks so...
Anyway...how have you been?

Um, if that's directed at me, then I'm not really sure. how long have you been away for? there's so many people on this thing that people don't stick out much. maybe you haven't stuck in my mind because you haven't been here. Oh well, Life goes on...

I won a rowing competition thingy, my first win, yay!

Yeah I was talking to you...it's only you and me on this forum.
I don't stick out in your mind? I should do, I'm Mankoid's Flipper so remeber that, it is important...
Well done in your boating race, I've only heard of Oxford and Cambridge doing that type of think on the Thames river.
Jolly good.

Sorry. Actually, I just noticed that this is actually a forum for your page, so it should have you talking in it really, shouoldn't it?

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Cool cat!
Hoe long have you had your fixation over cats?
Like I have over fish?

Only a few days, I think. I mean, I've loved cats for ages, but the
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Bye, lûv
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Hello
I'm going to retire form here soon...
Do you want to come to my party?


Be happy!

Dunno, not too keen on virtual parties. I'm assuming it is virtual? Want a cat on your space? As I said, see my space for details.
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Are you trying to get as many people to get cats as possible?
I'm a dog-lover, not a cat lover.
I'm not coming back so goodbye for good...nice knowing you...
But you are missing out on the Pringles at my party...shame.

PRINGLES?????????!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!? where's the party must be there ps please have a cat, they're only virtual they don't scratch going now bye!!
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Hey I'm back after a brief spell at being away in Tibet.
I have gone to your page and still not realised how I can possible get a virtual cat...
As I said before I'm a dog lover.

You can be a dog-lover and still have a virtual cat. I'm a cat lover and i have a REAL dog.
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Okay I'll have a virual cat, after much insistence...but you have to realise I don't come here very often anymore...I'm semi-retired.
If you really want me to have one then you'll have to tell me exactly what to do...I've already been on your page and I didn't know what to do so....

Hi, I noticed you hadn't been around for a while. To make the cat, write ^ (above the 6) then . then a space, then . then ^ then press enter then = then space then ' (apostrophe) then space then=
Et voila un chat!
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Wow! I have finally got a virtual cat, thanks to your instructions.
The reason why I haven't been a regular person here anymore is that my A-levels have got on top of me once more and I am on the brink of exhaustion...
I feel happier now that I have a virtual cat though. Ta very much.

Just to confuse you more, there are now and
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Oh wow, you've got to show me how you do that...I may replace my
with those two cats, show me how - please....

You do these cats by doing < blackcat > and < cat > without the spaces, but if you click on one of them you go to the smileys page where there are millions of them.
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