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spacemonkey

Today I have been mostly practising the art of doing anything but that which I should be doing. I have dawdled shamelessly around the net, persuading myself that this is "research". I have chatted on the phone, honing my communication skills. I have painstakingly entered all my address book entries in mixed case letters (not even I could find a feasible excuse for that one). And I haven't eaten a thing. I go all strange and floaty when I am on my own. Maybe it's because I'm a Piscean. Or maybe it's because I'm a lazy b*****d. But it does seem as if I lose my edges when people are not around to define me. Mmmm. I think I shall eat some beans on toast now. And arrange them into the form of a baboon. Before I iron my shoelaces.


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