h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hiya i'm Kristy 23 f liverpool how old r ?

Hey there Kristy. I'm getting to be ancient. I turn 28 in just 7 days.

Are you really impossible to satisfy?

awww 28 isnt ancient hun
and yes i am impossiable 2 satisfy what is your name hun ?

Thanks, that makes me feel better.

My real name is William, my friends call me Bill.

shall i call u william or Bill then ? any plans over the weekend ?

You may call me Bill. Mr. Zaehler if your nasty (to paraphrase Janet Jackson)

Tonight I am going to go home relax and drink a beer or five.
I have to go to my parents house on Saturday to celebrate my birthday and mothers day with the family.
Sunday I might go and see Spiderman.

Not that exciting I know. But it's a break from last weekend when I went out to the Bars down town and got way to drunk and suffered a bad hangover for the rest of the weekend.

How about you? What exciting things do you have planned?

hiya Bill your weekend sounds good hun spider mn isnt even out here yet and are mothers day was back in March. Anyway i am off out tonight for a meal and then round loads of bars cant wait going the hairdresser at 1 and out about 6pm. Well Bill i hope you enjoy your weekend talk soon xxx

No Spiderman this weekend. It was all sold out.

The rest of the weekend went acording to plan.

How did yours go?

it was brill thanks still recovering now
Do u work Bill ? What do u do 4 fun ?

it was brill thanks still recovering now
Do u work Bill ? What do u do 4 fun ?

Yep, I work.
What is the quote, "working - the drinking mans burden"

I work for a place called Power Electronics, as the Production Manager. Basicly I just tell people what to do and make sure it gets done.

For fun? I don't know, read, drink, party with my friends. I really don't have that many interesting hobbies.
I use to play paintball (that's interesting) but I fell out of doing it for some reason and never got back into it.

So what is Kristy all about?

Well at the moment i dont work as i look after my son Kieran who is 17 mths,although i'mgoing back 2 college in September 2 do an access course 2 get into uni, 2 do a 4 year nursing degree. I cant wait

For fun i love going out clubbing with freinds drinking music having a laf a also go on a chat room called Leisure District use 2 love it but its kinda boring now.
i love reading anything from trash novels like jackie collins 2 Stephen King, John Grisham and Patricia Cornwell 2 name afew.
What do u like music wise ? Ant girlfreind kids etc ?

You read Patricia Cornwell?
I think that you are only the second person that I know that reads her too. I am currently reading Isle of Dogs. Unfortunatly it is nothing like her other books. It's backly a satire on goverment red tape and bureaucracy with a tiny bit of muder mystery. So far I don't like it.

I think that I have read almost everything by Stephen King. I never really got into Grisham. Just can't bring myself to read about lawyers (I hate those no good ....).
I recently started to attack my dad's library (he's a big Sci-fi fan), and have been reading everything by Lary Niven (and a few others that have peaked my intrest).

hey good for you about the nursing.
My girlfriend Sue is a nurse and loves it.

I don't have any kids. I can barely take care of myself.

i have read all of her books except isle of dogs. My other favourire author is martina Cole i'm not sure if u will of heard of er being British.
I dont get 2 read as much as i like having Kieran takes up most of the time and my boyfreind works away so i dont come on here much of a weekend either.
Well thats me off till l8er going 2 atch Charmed, dawson creek and ex and the city phone a pizza and chill . Take care 4 now

Nope, never heard of Martina Cole. What does she write?

I don't have a computer at home (yet), so I am limited in my access to when I am at work.

That reminds me that I am very hungrey.

morning Bill . Martina Cole writes about woman who r kinda togh who become big gansters i love them , I dont have a pc either come on though my digital t.v. What kinda music do u like ?

I like all kinds of music and it really depends on my mood.
It's easyier to tell you what I don't like - Rap, Hip-hip, Country, teenie-bopper music (christa Agulara, Britney Spears, boy bands..)

I can listen to anything else. I don't really have a favorite, A friend of mine is a complete fanatic for Rush, I don't even come close to liking any one band that much.

Good choice hun . Ilike most stuff except cheesy pop 2,I love eminem Dr Dre the Beatles, Pink Floyd and many more
So Bill anything exciting planned for your Birthday ?

I don't know, I even forgot it was comming up until Sue reminded me last night. I seem to know about 10 people that have there bithdays at the end of April / beginning of may, and I have eaten so much cake and heard people sing Happy Birthday that it seemed like I already had it.

On Thursday (my actual B-day) I think I am just spending it with Sue. She is suppose to be making me dinner.
Friday I am suppose to go downtown (Chicago) with some friends of mine for dinner. Afterwords we are going to hit a bar where the band Underwater People (my buddies favorite bar-band) are playing.
No idea what else might be going on for the weekend though.

So how does the TV intenet thing work? do you have a keyboard and mouse hooked up to it?
I've never seen it in action and it sounds pretty cool.

Ahhh... Many days spent listing and pondering the meanings of pink Floyd and the Beatles. (not to mention Simon and Garfunkel and the Greatful Dead)

Yeah i know hat u mean bout loads of birthdays together, this month i have my brother nephew and step-mum all in the same week

I come on here though Telewest Active Digital. I have a keyboard with is infa red but no mouse,its all free 2. You can use the remote control for the tv to if u dont have a keyboard.
I am limited to some things though, like certain links people have on there pages I cant use, and sometimes the set top box runs out of memeory, Its kinda cool though cos in the top right handcorner of the tv screen you get to watch tv .
To come on here i have a link in my e-mail address which i think only telewest users can use, the good tjhing about the e-mail is it isnt though your phone line and you can send free -mails anywere in the world