h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm not.

Why is that?

I'm not unique, I'm like everyone else, but they're unique, so I'm not like anyone, so I'm unique, but so is everyone else, so I'm like everyone else, so I'm not unique, but they're unique, so I'm not like anyone, so I'm unique, but so is everyone else, so I'm like everyone else, I'm not unique, but they're unique, so I'm not like anyone, so I'm unique, but so is everyone else, so I'm like everyone else,

AAarrgh!

I changed my mind then. If everyone is unique then I'm just unusual.

Now that I'll agree with.

What makes you so unusual? Got an arm growing out of your forehead or something like that?

Have ya been to my page? I have had almost every quote on your list posted there at some point. I wouldn't mind, just curious. The unique one I either still have, or just took off. It is a good quote. Do you know any more interesting ones? I have whole pages of them up on my wall!
So your from Chicago? Cool! I go there a lot. It is about a 5 hour drive from where I live, and it is a good place to go shoping!

Peace!

Nope, never been to your page (until now).

So that means your from where, Upper Michigan, Ohio, Minnesota?

How about....
Before I speak, I have something important to say. - Groucho Marks
To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend to be. - Muhammad Ali
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen
Insanity is heredatary, you get it from your children. - Sam Levenson
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

Want more?

Or...

Today is the first day
of the rest of your life.

The sublime and the ridiculous are often so nearly related that it is difficult to class them separately. One step above the sublime makes the ridiculous; and one step above the ridiculous makes the sublime again.

Gravity always wins.

Monday is an awful way to
spend 1/7th of your life

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. - Earl Wilson

It's time to start living the life we imagined. - Henry James

Advice: it's more fun to give then to recieve. - Malcomb Forbes

Almost every religion states in one fashion or another that if you do not believe in my God, you shall be rejected on your day of judgment, (you'll go to hell). Doesn't anyone stop to think that we are all going to hell in someone else's eyes?

The ship was thundering toward the upper reaches of the atmosphere, on it’s way into the appalling void that separates the very few things there actually are in the Universe from each other.
-DNA

I don’t believe in
the "no win" situation.

Don’t panic!

Almost every religion states in one fashion or another that if you do not believe in my God, you shall be rejected on your day of judgment, (you'll go to hell). Doesn't anyone stop to think that we are all going to hell in someone else's eyes?

Where is that from I know I read or heard it somewhere?

Not sure, I got it from an online quote site.

"If you're not part of the salution you are part of the problem. Stop being part of the f**k'in problem!" - Bruce Willis in Diehard

"It's hard to leave when you can't find the door." - Steve Miller

Hi!

Hello!
How ya been? Good New Years?

Very good! I have been in Hawaii soaking up the sun and sea for the last 2 weeks! How was your holiday?

Hawaii!! You suck! I've been freezing my... errrm... extremities off.
How is it there? I have heard that everything is really expensive, but hey, if your on vacation does it matter? New Years on a beach in Hawaii - Man is that cool!

My holliday was pretty good. Got some nice presents, ate to much good food, and spent just enough time with my family to remind myself why I moved out.
New Years was good. Spent it at home with my girlfriend rather then dealing with the hassle of going out. And I think it was one of the best New years I've had. Not to mention I could actually function on New Years day. No hangover , well not a big one at least.

Oh, and I can't believe that I forgot this quote, (I can't rember who said it though) even though I use it alot.
"I'm just a mushroom - fed s**t and kept in the dark."

We stayed with a friend, so there wasn't much cost! It was really nice, I just wish I could go back! I am now home and freezing my various body parts off as well. It has actually been unusually warm, but that doesn't keep it from being ungodly cold with some snow!
Nice quote. How about "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried" or "newspapers are just nations talking to themselves" not very good, but the best I could come up with on short notice.

Yup. Been a pretty tame winter here also. No snow to speak of yet, but I'm still waiting for a big storm to make it's way through and bury us in snow and ice.

How about...
When I die I want to go peacefully like grandfather did, not screaming like the passenger in his car.

Don't worry the storm will come.

"And one time, at band camp..."