h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Now talk to me.
I'm bored.

I can't! I really do have to get to work - I was intending to start two hours ago. If I leave it too late I'll end up having to get busses during the school kid nightmare time (15:45 - 16:45). Why are school kids so hideously obnoxious? Especially the girls. They shout. They shout everything. Loudly.

Bleh. Are you going to talk to me tomorrow at least?

Aw mate! I'd love to chat but I'm going to be in the office tomorrow.

Hang on, I'll send an email.

Meh you'd better...
What you been up to anyway?

*pokes you hard*

*pokes you harder*

Ow!

*giggles*
Hey... where you been?

Nowhere exciting - work, home, sleep. The usual. Are you still at the mechanic's?

Yep. *sighs* They're not going to let me out for a while with my lung still out of action and the rest of me messing around. Bleh.

I'm bored. Keep me company now. I'm demanding like this.

But I have to work! I've got to get halfway across London to the North Circular (about 45 mins on two busses) then work my way back. I haven't even put the new Kaiser Chiefs album on my phone yet.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
That's not fair Roy.
I'm going to sulk. *goes all sulky and moody*

Hey, Kaiser Cheifs? That's a soccer team in SA...

I know, but the band's from Leeds. There's no logic with these musician people. It must have been the drummer's idea.

You should see the Finkelsteins here - between the lead guitarist/singer and the drummer their live shows become more of a comedy showcase.

Hmmm... *wonders if he needs to poke you again*

Hangover.

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Please don't poke. Well, it does depend where you're poking I suppose. And what with. And how roughly.

Oh dear.

Well let's just say I had an early rise this morning

Ah. I wondered what woke me up!

*grins*
Should I warn you then that my mind has been deep in the gutter all morning so far?