h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well... well... I double smite you!

I was thinking of smiting someone but I'm undecided. I smite, I smite not.

To smite, or not to smite: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous smitings,
Or to take against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?

Get that a smiting, that's my motto sir! Have at the youth with the smiting bag. Then flounce away swinging the smiting bag and smiting the swingers.

Thrice the brinded cat hath smited,
Thrice and once the hedge pig smited,
Harpier cries tis smite tis smite
Round about the coldren go in the smited entrails throw, fillets of a smiten snake, in the coundren boil and smite,

Don't you smite me!
I yelled at he,
'But you smote me!'
He said, from the tree,
'But a smote ain't a smite',
I knew I was right,
But a smite ain't a smote,
To these north country folk.

The smite, oh the smite...

If it were smited when ‘tis smited, then ‘twere well
It were smitten quickly. If th’smitination
Could trammel up the consequence, and catch,
With his , success

Anyone for a Marmsmite sandwich?

Is this a marmsmite sandwich I see before me,
The marmsmite toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.

Its awfully like being smitten.