h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"please can you ask Roy a favour from me? Since he is a fellow fan of Jack Daniels, and since I am unable to, but really want to, please can he get completely rat-@r$ed on my behalf? Tell him I'm smiling sweetly too "

oh and by the way Roy, he's smiling sweetly

It just so happens that there's still half a liter in the bottle on the optic in the front room, so here I am with a tiny little triple!



I can feel his smile from here!

That should make him happy, he's having cravings

I'm not surprised! Cripes, a whole Christmas/winterval/solstice period without any JD.

He'll just have to make up for it when he gets out I'm sure he'll manage

*giggles* So how's my hangover?

It was a stinker, and you deserved every Nurofen-popping moment of it!



It's great to see you back dude!

I really, really have to get to work. In a suit. In the rain.

You're going to have to drink for me for the next month too, you know

So what work do you do? In a suit too, eh?

Tax collector. I'm off in a minute: I've got to be in the office and man the phones. Should probably put some clothes on first though.

I'll see what I can do on the drinking front!

You mean you have no clothes on???

Let me know when you're back online.

I'm back online but, not surprisingly, you're not!

And yeah, I had no clothes on...

Well, I'm online now... And you're not!
Ok, that's just being


So how are you doing?
You know, I've got half a botlle of JD still and I'm thinking that if I wait so long to drink it, it'll be off (that's my excuse )
Oh the anguish!

Yes I am! But only briefly.

Poor, poor excuse, but worth a pop (but please don't go drinking it yet!)

No, I won't.
*wistfully eyes the bottle*
*sighs*

Oh I can't handle it! *faints*

Just imagine it's a bottle of Mrs Balls Chilli Chutney. You wouldn't fancy a swig of that now, would you?

Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B..b..but there's a big difference!

I'm really suffering.
It's sitting there looking at me.

I'm suffering too, but you probably don't want to hear that. The flatmate made me a coffee two hours. I just drank it. It's cold.

Eeeeewwwwwwww!
It's probably gone all yuk now!
So how'er you doing anyway? Or should I ask how're you hanging?

Hanging? Barely. Doing? Probably a lot better when I've had a shower!