h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well is it for the weekend oop north?

I have a car and a full tank of gas, well diesel actually, and I'm ready to go if you want a lift.

I'd love to but there's not a financial hope. Cheers for the offer of liftage though.

pity you can't make the meet But perhaps best you get this flat malaki sorted out theres not long till the London meet now either

Should I mention the Real Ale festival in St Albans next weekend?

ooo fancy going? I don't even know where that is well I've finally packed me bag, made my bed after doing the washing earlier now all I needa do is getta shower

Yep, you do need a shower: the flowers a wilting in Camden!

don't be daft... there ain't no flowers in Camden all sparkley and clean now I am My hair smells loverly

Which leads me to the question: do you ever put conditioner on your pubes?

can't say I've ever purposfully done that, but I guess it must go over/on em when one is rinsing it off one's hair on one's head, as it kinda goes down the body if you see what I mean... Personally I'd prefer a nicely shaven pube-less state... but can't be arsed to have to actually do it... and knowing I'd almost certainly end up cutting myself I need some new underwear mine is awfully boring nowdays no frilly panties in sight

My balls & bum are currently shaved, but that's down to a suprisingly cut-free intoxicated shower.

I have conditioneed my pubes. It doesn't work!

I sometimes do the shaving thing... havne't in .. oh actually yeh I did that not too long agao I'm hungry... I'm gona cook noodles