h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank Bob. If we hadn't topped the group our next match would have been slap bang in the middle of my mate's wedding. Phew.

slapper

Ooh, that reminds me...

So how do I find fings like "The Last Post" thread?

It's the Return of the last one to post here thread: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F16034?thread=3113932&show=20&skip=240#pi256

I knew that

No, I'm finding a certain someone to be a bit tedious now, so I'll stay clear.

Er, is that the newbie?

yup

He/she/it is a bit of a pian but, hey, we were all young once.

(mind you, some punctuation and genuine wit wouldn't go amiss)

Another moment. I must stop starting rants about Catholics. It was all going swimmingly (I'm ignoring bein called ignorant) and then, about five minutes ago...

But SoRB was inspired I thought

Oh yeah. God, I wish I could do that.

(and you weren't so bad yourself!)

Nah, I'm a rank amateur.

I might not always agree with SoRB, but I defend with my life his ability to rip up an argument, chew it, then stuff it back down the neck of the offender.

This post has been removed.

Just got an e-mail saying that I'd had a post yikesed from here. Sorry if you found it offensive.

Certainly wasn't me - I'm more of an offender than an offendee!