h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have to know

My ideal shag, as decided during the drunken mini-micro meet last night, in a 'There is one thing I still like about girls' kinda way.

In case you were wondering, RF has added 'heavyweight' to beat 2legs & I to adding 'RF's a lightweight' to ours. Can't remember why. It was a very drunken evening!

T'was because RF bailed out of the drinking at about 10 PM wasn't it? just as we got really going and didn't therefore of course make it back to yours for the JD and..... stuff

Preobably for the best, under the circumstances.

Oh lordy, that 's taking over again.

I'm sure I don't know what you could possibley mean Hows the landlord? not spreading any gossop or rumours I hope

i guess jonny with boobs would be pretty



do you remember shouting im Dave im a pizza in thebackground while 2 legs was slurring down the phone at me?

The landlord has spent most of the day sleeping. Apparently didn't get much last night.

The JD is now finished. Back on the Strongbow.

i missed JD

Erm, no, don't remember that. It all became a bit of a blur quite early. Good pub. Cheap beer, and they didn't kick us out, despite our rendition of 'Big Bottom'.

you also wanted me to tell you what Ged was wearing

What? Oh lordy.

Right, that's it, I'm now teetotal.

BTW, what was he wearing?

Guess its my fault for keeping him up all night I'm a good boy I am.

My favourite blue jumper

nah i was in bed trying to sleep n he was upwatching most haunted through here so contrary to populuaar belief you didnt catch us at it

What time did we call you from in the pub then? must have been 9ish I think

yeah it wasn't that late but i was feeling really meh with this fluey thing we've all had and hadbeen dropping off on the sofa.

thought we'd cheer you up with our whitty banter and drunken conversation

The problem with a very camp South African landlord, other than the seduction of friends, is:

Dirty Dancing followed by Cocktail.

Time to get the headphones out for a little 'Spaced' on the PC.

he's woken up then now?

He has indeed awoken & Cocktail isn't improved with age so I'm listening to the H2G2 radio series (it was already in the drive).

Found more JD by the way.

you've found more!? what was wrong with us last night; there was still booze left when we turned in