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You know, I've been looking for a nice bit of music to use as a bed when doing my hospital radio shows and I think I may have found it. Is there any chance you could see your way to letting me use it, all in the name of charidee of course?

Are you serious? Yes. Of course. Blimey. Hang on, give me a moment until the collywobbles subside.

Email an email address to [email protected] & I'll email you back a copy from an email address that'ws a little less public.

Oi, mods, that yahoo address doesn't figure large in my life, so there's no need to mod it!

Email on its way. I owe you a pint

I can't find a way of downloading the tune from Yahoo to my mate's PC. Shouldn't be that tricky, it's my own track after all. Arse. I'm working on it, but if you know how to do it I'd be most appreciative

Sent you an email before I logged on here, but I could try saving it straight from your webpage if that's OK?

To be hinest, I didn't think that worked, but if you can, go for it.

It did work - fank oo ever so much!

Glad to be of service! I'm rather chuffed, actually.

helping the opposition party!

As a great man said: 'Keep your enemies closer...'

Oi! don't steal my quotes I was I mean am* that great man

I just noticed that the advertising down the side of my website (such as it is) is for brie!

Fantastic!

Isn't it! Just think, with a track called Gutrot on there it could've been Diocalm.

What's the strangest lot of ads you've had on Gmail whilst flicking through your emails?

I haven't seen many, but haven't had the Gmail addy long. I'm blessed with a fairly good built-in advertising filter so tend to miss most of 'em. Ads on websites largely just appear to me as an indistinct blur.

Well, maybe not, but I can't recall any at the moment.

You seen anything weird then?

Talking hospital radio in one conversation brought up ads for wedding cakes and videos