h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Miley? MILEY?

My work here is done.

*note to self*

Never sprog.

Really Roy, never sprog.

Just don't ever be tempted to sprog.

Ever.

http://www.miley-cyrus.com/

You don't need a link for Billy Ray do you

I refuse to click on that link and, no, I have enough terror at the memory of the Billy Ray creature to need no reminding.

Achy Breaky bleedin' heart indeed. Maybe if he'd lost the mullet he wouldn't have lost the bird.

Hah! He sings too in Hannah Montana ..... one of the songs is .....
















I want my mullet back.

The term Wrong'n could have been created just for him.

And they allowed him to raise a daughter? She wasn't taken into care? Blimey. Did they not see his 'Achey, Breaky Heart' dance?

Well he's actually quite dishy now ... cheesy, but


http://www.billyraycyrus.com/splash.htm

I feel really quite nausis and it isn't a result of the weekend

What the hell happened there? How the hell did that happen? Still not my type but, well, you know.

You're seriously mucking about with my paradigm.

He *was dishy. I don't think he looks like that now..

See, now you know you want to watch Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel.

Don't worry 2legs, it's just our two worlds colliding.

Lil, that's exactly how he looks now .... believe me the new series starts this month.

Really?


Oh! Then on!!

naa... its more my ownly two remaining brain cells colliding I relaly need a beer.... oh, I've got some

You realise you're only putting reality on hold by drinking that 2legs.

Me and reality don't get on very well we never have So I try to stay well clear of it most of the time

In that case you're doing a sterling job there 2legs, carry on.

believe it or not... most people don't... I'm actually pretty well founded in 'reality', though often purposefully give the opposite impression mind, its all a bit depedant on how much booze I've drunk, how little sleep I've had and if theres been any counterbanned going round And spending the ocasional bit of time outside reality is good for the change one finds on coming back to it tis chilly here tonight, must try remember to call the electrition and heating/gas engineer tomorrow to get the lights fixed, and the heating serviced There... see.... you can't get much more 'reality' than that

Alright then,

reality score 6/10, could do better.

drink and other substances 10/10, easily his best subject, possibly consider for a career.


Now have a mug of hot cocoa before bed and you'll sleep like a baby.