h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That just endears you to us even more Roy

You can't blame the drink ALL the time, love.

Yes I can, and I do.

I just played a bit of guitar. I'm really rather good at it! Me be chuffed with myself. And .

- nah I'm against you on that - you can't blame the poor innocent booze for your incoherent ramblings and ranting Roy

Well at least not directly. One must recall that the brain is a very devious and self centric organ. It will lie, confuse, and make you do the oddest things if the software is just a tad off. In the case of booze, the brain and alcohol have had a long standing fued. When the brain's human gets a notion to self medicate and makes the brain all fuzzy it retaliates by making fools of us by speech, self locution, and tinking that anyone is a hottie when last call is made.

*Waits for the Phantom Yikeser to come along.*

I don't half wish they would.

why what would you do to them roy?

I just looked up poop in the dictionary and one term says

'A raised structure at the stern of a vessel'

Cant get much clearer than that

You can always yikes yourself you know

- well this makes you a seaman Roy

You can't beat a rowlock hitting the poop deck.

I could yikes it but if I leave it here it might serve as a warning to myself! Not that I'll pay any attention to it.

Tell me about it

Yeah, and then again where else could we pop by and be treated to your shining examples of innuendo and crudeness....?

All hands on Roys deck

Maybe I'll unsub and leave you boys to it

I deny everything

You lie

Me?! An innocent little angel?! Lie?! naa... its no good.... my pretence is so see through it might as well be a pair of my skimpy knickers