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I think an eel would be more appropriate ..but then what would i know?

ooo 'what would I know'.... quite a lot by the sound of it

what moi..the sweet innocent one who have you been talking to?

I'm sure an eel would be a lot of fun.

well don't look at me! I'm a good girl I am

i wish i was ..sigh

No you don't.

Anybody got a willy going spare?

if i had one going spare ...do you think i'd be sighing like this?

Dunno. Maybe your quality control's better than mimne.

never mind the quality feel the width

I'm sighing too. Pass the willies please. Can we start bringing religion into the smut please? This thread isn't nearly offensive enough to get yikesed yet.

Is it a Yom Kipper?

zdt

Ooo taste thatt....

I have a spare willy...any takers?

Sorry chaps, girls only!

RF

the problem is not the lack of but the distance between so can't reach it.....

I saw a film that involved two ladies and an eel. They seemed to be rather enjoying playing with it Later, when their husbands came home, they chopped it up and fried it for tea.

I saw a mag that had a woman and a snake...

not had Eal in yonks

Oh please RF, do come over here. For a holiday.

zdt

I've got hard nipples... and no one about (in RL or on here as it happnes )

You can tweak mine if I can tweak yours.