h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooh! More enigmaticmatism.

those dam moths get everywhere

I have to ask will it include heterosexual smut? otherwise i may be a bit out of it....

I'm sure there'll be some breeder smut - depends how many girls turn up!

(so far the membership is, er, one.)

you have my email if you want a female member

I don't think females have members actually

could be a first

If they did, they'd get invited to far more stag parties

That's a good point - but they do have milkfloats.

I've sent you an invite, Tabs (or I think I have anyway!)

Ooh, am I enigmatic now? I always wanted to be enigmatic. I used to stand in the doorways of smokey bars wearing a wide-brimmed hat and a devil-may-care look. People often saw me and remarked, "Excuse me, you're blocking the door." Somebody told me I needed an Enigma machine but I thought they were being algebraic.

Actually, I just found this story and I'm still laughing.

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-07-24T144305Z_01_L24922287_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-CYPRUS-SHIRT.XML

I keep painting my enigmas different colours, just for a bit of variety...

Ancient joke from my childhood.

"What's black & white & red all over?"

zdt

Am I allowed to lurk on this Google group, or is it not fit for someone of my tender years?

It's dead as the proverbial dodo at the minute so the more the merrier! I can just add you to the members if you like.

That goes for both of you.

whers my invite then?

You should have one in your hotmail, but I'll send another if it's not there.

I shall make my prescence known there, then.

Well i went to the link but it claims debauchery doesn't exist.

I scored 70 on the pacman, but since i haven't a clue how you do these things & simply sat there while raspberry coloured objects fell into my mouth, i doubt that means much.

**thinks** maybe it does....

I sent you an email, but of course as everyone on hootoo knows, i am pure as the driven snow, so probably don't qualify for membership.

I like the visual image of a "membership"; instead of "ship of fools" it could be "ship of tools".

Nobody has answered my joke yet. I am going to sulk.

zdt