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The Day Today

Today is Christmas day. here I will be celebrating Christs birth and life on earth. Family stuff and loving present giving stuff is going on too. What I dont get is why am I typing away at 2am to the h2g2 web site when i could be in bed, sleeping, waitng to wake up and have some fun. Its going to be tiring today.
Hope you all have a great holiday and celebrate Christmas with happiness. In other words, MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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Latest reply: Dec 24, 2001

Frustration (!!)

the orchestra and you: a true story
billy, the average aged and demographicly placed person, has a quest. his quest is to find the holy flemenco-conducted-7009peice-orchestra (complete with triangle) before sundown.
'oh there it is. what a relief i found it before sundown came', said billy.
billy isn't the smartest person on the big rock we call earth, being demographicaly placed roughly between albert and anakin (anakin offsetting his iq by roughly 100000000001 [<- 1billion and one] and putting him in the negative; pretty close to hell) , and he didn't realise that the group of entities were not in fact 7010 musicians hudled ready to make sweet music to lull away even the toughest cookies. they were really giant flesh eating ants from outer space, come to destroy humanity for broadcasting the 'brady bunch' into space all these years.
billy died a quick death and the ants took over the world.

how was that? WERE YOU RIVETED?! i should hope so.
could someone please give me back my inspiration? someone took it without asking and i need it back now to write stories with! HELP ME!

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Latest reply: Sep 25, 2001

Faith

Today my friend, Michael, got baptised. A wonderful day! We had a family BBQ thing and we all had a good time. I wish more people would confess their faith. The road is tough.

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Latest reply: Sep 9, 2001

Joke For You

I have experience the feeling that all jokes are related in one way or another. If I knew all the jokes in the world I am sure that they could all be tied in together ver well and quite easily to make one of the most side splitting, gut busting and jaw straining sessions you could ever encounter. Personaly I love the stupid variety so I would tie them in something like this

why did the girl fall off the swing?
she had no arms

why did the girl fall off the bike?
someone threw a fridge at her

why did Fred fall off his bike?
Fred was a fish

two fish were in a tank.
one fish said to the other, "so, how do you drive this thing?"

This would be my life ambition if I was a very bored and was a bum, but I am not , so it isn't. Someday I will meet a man, or woman, who has made it their life work to do this and when I meet them I will enjoy it emensly.

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Latest reply: Jun 11, 2000

I found trees outside

Trees are green. Remarkable isn't it!? I was looking out over a field today while I was playing sport at school. The game is going on around me while I standfast like a pillar, staring in the distance. I was amazed at what I had found: Trees have the uncanny ability to dance in perfect syncronation. I cannot understand the steps or the tune of the song but it has a really funky beat. The trees swayed this way, and then that way. The beat was too much for me to handle and I had to dance to it aswell. I would sway this way and then that way. Soon my friends caught on that something was going down and they asked me what it was. I replied that I was dancing with the trees and they took it for granted that I was crazy. It did not bother me that they did not see that beautiful dance as I did because I know that someday they will see it too. I now know that where-ever I may go the beat will go with me...

If this journal entry sound rediculous read on. I do not apoligise for this but I do blame it on the monkeys playing strip poker in my lounge room. This quite often happens and it is usualy while I am doing something important.

Im going to sleep now. Good night

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Latest reply: Jun 8, 2000


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