h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello!
Just thought I'd pop in to annoy you...Oh wait that wasn't it I was going to be nice wasn't I...
Errr...Hmmm...Oh, remembered now. You can tell me to go away if you want to (and I quite sure you will) but are you alright? Last time I spoke to you you'd just been in a fight and were trying to get over the shock and then I left for a week and now I've returned it seems you've vanished and I have no one to annoy anymore...well O.K that's not strictly true I'm sure I'm still annoying many people but that's not the point...err this isn't working very well is it?

O.K starting again now...Normally you say if you're going to the seaside or we can tell by your enthusiastic bouncing but this time you've just gone and we (o.k I but that's just because I'm less patient than everyone else) wondered if you were ok or whether you were so upset by the fight you'd gone into hiding...Is this one going any better? Hmm didn't think s

Ahhh...alright then I'll just leave quietly sorry for disturbing you,
Bye

Hi TB, thanx for your concern I'm v.well though see my journal for why I haven't been around and why this is so short!
hope you had a good holiday!

*waves*
Are you really on line or have I just broke my online list again? It keeps switching back to when I first linked to it so I can't be sure...
*grins*

*waves back*
Hi TB! Seasons greetings to you!
I am on line occasionally at the moment, tho a lot of my online time seems to have been spent fighting with the editorial staff about my glastonbury entry, this is all sorted now and the aricle is pending! though I dii get accused of being offensive at one point! Now does that sound at all like me?

Gotta dash, maybe bump into you over the holidays!

Zarniroop (Ex-Pesident of the universe)

*waves again*
Happy New Year Mr Z!

*grins*
I can't recall any moments of offensiveness...well other than those few...and that other one ...and possibly the times when I mentioned that band... who I still think were unfairly snubbed

Happy New year to you too!



Hope you had a good one, I've been going round offending 'friends' of mine and spending far too much money getting drunk!



I'm pretty good at snubbing bands and people!

Hi Tinkerbell, How's it going? You seem to have lost those descriptive bits after your name, if I see those lying around anywhere I'll let you know. Had my entry on glastonbury edited for the guide last week, tho it hasn't cheered me up that the fest wasn't happening this year. Have also been contributing to the busiest thread on h2g2, song titles @ Whose line is it anyway - haven't seen any picture house put forward tho loads of other obscure bands and tracks. check it out http://www.h2g2.com/F50886?thread=70136&post=815082 also working on entry for The Archers. Take care! Zarniroop (Ex-President of the universe)

*Waves*
Hi Mr Z!

It's January...January's are always manky they're meant to be so you recover after the festive parties The bits after my name left as I thought wearing a shiny new new years dress would be foolish when a) it wasn't new anymore and b) it wasn't new years either... that and the fact that I wanted to change it to a count down for the new F1 season *coughs* 49 days *coughs* but then thought people would complain again

Ooh I know, I read it, very impressed! Makes me think that my 8 line introduction on the Wombles should perhaps be complemented by a middle and an end at some stage soon
*passes over Fruit Pastilles in an attempt to make up for the lack of festival*

*grins*
I saw that thread and was going to join in but thought it better to stay quiet...
*looks shocked*
But you said that name!!! Admittedly you didn't give them capital letters but you still said it

*goes off to attempt to get as many of said bands lyrics into the thread*