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Ummm, how old are you anyway?

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I meant your real age

I meant your real age

42?

I'm 15

really? neat. I wonder if there are more young people or older people here.

by the way,
i'm not 42.
and you telling someone your age first is a good way to get them to tell you theirs, but it would take more than that for me.

would you like to guess?

I'd rather u just tell me

I won't!
no! no! no! no! no!
~stomp stomp stomp~

hmm, i must be 3

hmmmm

hmm?

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umm, alright, I'll guess, errrr........*pulls number out of the air* 12?

nope

15 (am I even close? are you younger or older? come on, help me out here!)

older

20?

not quite