h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(ever seen a fig leaf? Most are green, so a purple one would be particularly suspicious)

A fishy existance.

¦M¦

(only on those pictures of Adam and Eve)

The Babel fish (poached).

(and were they purple? There's a fig tree just outside the window where I am, so I can see these are definately green)

A Robina who is an Inaccurate Clock

(oh no, they were all green - some of them covered more than others, though...)

The Clock that Stopped, Never to go Again, when the Old Man Died.

(yeah... thought as much...)

Frank Sinatra.

The American from The Great Escape

The American who didn't.

The satisfied look of the British audience as they watch the American not.

Small Atlantic Puddle.

Poodle in the Atlantic

Pink Poodle from California.

Californian Poodle owned by "Pink"

Blue.
(da ba dee...)

Weird Space Aliens from Venus

hold on a minute, silly elevator music?!!! i said any inanimate object or animal. music is NOT an object! oh and by the way, check with who about what visible friend?

strawberry fields (forever - yum!)

i also said no people. so steve mcqueen (the american in the great escape) is not a valid answer. any more answers that are against the rules and me and jenny, the only two that have stuck to the rules so far, will win by default. so there. which means play nice!

Oh come on - Steve McQueen is *such* an animal...

sorry, it's the wrong kind of animal...i do believe that it's your turn

I was going to check with my invisible friend about whether she wanted to be dating visible friends, but I kind of forgot about it... to be honest, she's kept herself scarce over exam season - trying not to disturb me, i guess... Anyhow, she says no, unless they're Prince William. Sorry...

Strawberry Wheels (tuppence each)

wagon wheels