h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm just popping in to say hello ... I like your place here ... cozy ...

Why thank you kindly, Ms Shea. That's quite a handle you've got yourself there. Help yourself to choccie biccies and coffee and stuff. Excuse the mess, but I've been doing a heap of research and haven't had time to light my cigarette let alone make this place ship shape... Uh... You don't happen to have some matches with you do you?

Well, my name was getting a little too long, and I ran out of available characters, so I had to cut it down a little ...

I don't have a match, but if you get close enough, this should do:

Mmmm... biccies and - Thanks!

So ... what have you been researching?

*lights her cigarette and almost looks relaxed*

Uh.. just been doing hermity writer research really.. nothing tremedously interesting outside my own depraved and caffiene-deprived mind I'd imagine. Did put a bit of what I've reading up on my home page though.. think it kind of adds to the wallpaper quite well *gazes around at the growing mass of words* Hmm.. You know, if I knock a few walls through I think it'll open the whole place up... Be a hero and hand me that sledgehammer would you?

*hands 'lil b sledgehammer, then ducks after realizing that cigarette was 6 hours ago*