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*glares right back*

Oy! No glaring unless I get to play...
*drags Bagpuss over to one side of the room and seats him on the sofa and then drags Fish over to the other*
Honestly I can't even leave you alone for one day...

*scowls back at Fish*
They've been eaten now...he was only back for one day and they've gone...I even selotaped the box shut after he ate the first one and then he just cut a hole in the bottom of the box and took them out of there
Calliber? That's ickyness in a bottle that is... but thank you for your confidence in my cookie eating skills, I'm honoured

It's more expensive to buy a half in most of the pubs around here...it's probably something to do with the washing up as if you buy halves then you use twice as many glasses which means twice as much washing... or it could just be because I live in a very strange place It is annoying though as it means you're forced to buy pints so whereas I might have gone out for the night and drunk 6 halfs instead I end up going out and drinking 6 pints which then doesn't work as well

But it saves money...like in Oxford, Domino's pizza had an offer on to buy a large pizza for £4.99 with any toppings but then the small pizza was £5.99 so clearly we were forced to buy the large one...

Can you do percussion as well So you do play the guitar then?
*smiles*
Cool... so these drums are they bongos?
*collapses giggling at the bongos*

*glares at the Fish when he thinks Tinkerbell isn't looking*

Isn't it terrible when they force you to buy more, like in the Eldon when asking for a single malt: "That's £1.70, but a double's only £2.50."

Yes, I play the guitar It's great fun..

"Umm bongo, Umm bongo... de' drink it in de Congo!"




(No, they're pearls)

*flicks Bagpuss' ear*
Don't glare at Fish...especially as he didn't even retaliate or anything

*makes note of guitar playing*
Hmmm...cool...it is great fun, but not as good as bongos
*giggles again*

You can get Um Ognob now too...it's very strange though

*flicks Bagpuss' ear*
Don't glare at Fish...especially as he didn't even retaliate or anything

*makes note of guitar playing*
Hmmm...cool...it is great fun, but not as good as bongos
*giggles again*

You can get Um Ognob now too...it's very strange though



Ok can I please apologise for posting this about 8 times but BT is being stranger than normal...

BT are always strange......

Where from? I haven't seen any yet....

But more strange!

Tesco's...they have it in abundance!

Ah...... that'll be why I haven't seen any then.... haven't been to a supermarket for months!

You don't have to tell me twice, Tink.

I never liked Um Bongo anyway. Irn Bru's the best.

Ummm...well actually I did...but only technically, I'm sure you're right though Bagpuss

Aaah but see we like Irn Bru as northerners no one else likes it...and technically being fluorescent orange we shouldn't like it either...it is the best though

Well EXCUSE me...... I'm a blatent southerner! and I love Irn Bru

Hmmm...you clearly don't like it as much as us northerners or else your smiley would have been orange

I don't see you with any

That's because I choose not to be glowing orange at this moment in time so to you too

I'm glowing so orange that I won't do a smiley as it would blind you both.

*grins*
Ooooh Tango man
*offers Bagpuss a glass of Irn Bru*

Wai'I Tony! I think we're gonna have ta see that one again...

Thank you, Tinkerbell.

Absolutely fascinating Ralph. (that is the name of the other Tango commentator, isn't it? Otherwise I'll look plenty daft)

Always willing to give Irn Bru to fellow..err what was it again? Gisborians?

Umm isn't Ralph the bloke from Harry Enfield???