h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I only just noticed that you're muse of brass sections. When did that happen?

Who me?
*grins*
No I'm not...I'm a muse of sparkley things and something else I think and a keeper of bubblewrap but I know nothing about brass sections, well apart from my mate who plays the saxophone but that's it
*goes off to investigate*

But it says - right there on the Musehome page.

Either that or there's a missing link, because you also appear to be the muse of Thomas the Infinitely Prolonged, now I take a closer look...

*laughs*
Cool who's Thomas...I'll have to go and ummm Muse over him
*goes to see what went wrong*

What does that involve exactly?

*having found the real reason returns giggling*
What museing over Thomas? It depends how interesting he is

hey you! Just thought I'd start typing here and then we can plot a campaign to get our long conversation back as it's not fair!
Ooh and we can plan your champagne book launch at Waterstones in Piccadily, I'm very excited about that, now would you prefer a paste table or a stolen picnic bench?

Well... Abi tells me that the only way to get that conversation back is to sit and wait. It will eventually emerge though. (As long as we didn't say anything too shocking.)

As for the launch... What's a paste table?

Well I can see you are going to be completely rubbish when it comes to DIY.

*laughs*
You expected otherwise??? I've discovered that there are two types of males in the world, those who are good with technology and so dismantle everything but can't put it back together and those who are useless with technology but dismantle everything anyway and refuse to admit they can't put it back together... women of course can do both

Ian is very good at dismantling things, very good indeed. He is also very good at putting things back together, its just that he is too lazy to do it (the fun part was taking it to pieces) and so he leaves the stuff all over his bedroom floor.

How is your Ian?

So technically he doesn't put it back together? It amounts to the same thing!
My Ian is ok, he's havign job problems at the minute So he's currently dismantling bits of computer in his bedroom Still, I've got a dvd drive out of it!

What is it about boys, computers and bedroom floors? Why do they want to emasculate technology and leave it all over the place.

Apparently it's being tidied but to tidy they have to dismantle before they can put it back in the right place...

Oh well as long it keeps them happy and out of trouble.

Yeah but what happens when they start trying to dismantle erm fix... our cars?

*sob*

My moggy has been beaten up by our builders, it now has a crease in the bodywork, a massive chip in the paint and a load of extra paint where they laid freshly painted wood against it.