h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Peregrin hides under the carpet*

Hiya
*notices the back half of Peregrin sticking out from the edge of the carpet*
Hmmmm...
*Wonders if Peregrin is playing the same game that her friends baby sister does*
Where's Peregrin gone? Peregrin...Peregrin where are you?
*lifts up a tiny bit of paper*
No Peregrins under there...
*looks underneath the settee*
Peregrin...Oh Peregrin...
*sits down and starts eating a packet of fruit pastilles occasionally shouting "Peregrin, where's Peregrin gone?" so as not to spoil the fun*

Why's it all dark?

Somebody's left a piece of chewing gum here.

Hmm.

Interesting flavour.

*Suddenly realises that Tinkerbell is eating fruit pastilles, and shoots out from under the carpet, perches on her shoulder, and starts pecking at the packet*

I hope your friend's baby sister doesn't do this as well.

*removes the blue tack from Peregrins mouth and rearranges his claws
so they're not quite so claw-like*

Oh there's Peregrin...peek-a-boo

*decides to stop playing the game as she feels quite foolish*

I didn't think Peregrins could eat fruit pastilles, won't they gum your beak up, aaah well if you can eat blue tack...

*starts feeding Peregrin all the fruit pastilles that aren't red or black ones*

It has to be said that if my friends sister did that not only would I be quite disconcerted but also very impressed as to be able to perch so well at such a young age would be a marvel

*grins and bounces*
Looooooooooook, Fruit Pastilles and now...
*looks round carefully and opens a carfully sealed paper bag*
Strawberry Fudge!!!!
*smiles happily*

*suddenly notices strawberry fudge, having dropped off asleep for... er... two months*

OoOoooooOOOOOOH!!!!! STRAWBERRY FUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!! *grins, bounces and munches all at once*

*Grins*
Y'see what did I say about wandering off OoOoooooOOOOOOH!!!!! PRESIDENT PEREGRIN!!!! *grins, bounces and kisses all at once*
You know I bet no-ones ever read this...
*waves to anyone who's not reading this*

*smiles and snuggles up to Tinkerbell and falls asleep*

*smiles happily*
Mmmm...
*in love*