h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't think I can bear to go to your funeral, even though black is a flattering color for me. It will just be too sad. I'll try to help with the arrangements, however, if you want. For example, let me know if there is any particular song you would like played.

I'm not sure that I'm good enough to qualify as an angel. Unless I could be an avenging archangel or something cool like that.

Still, if becoming an angel is what I have to do to be with you, then I believe I will have to try. How can I resist someone God Almighty called a scoundrel?

Oh go on...

Alright, the funeral service might not entail a lot of fun and games, but by the fifth drink when you're well and truly 'sqiffy', I'm sure you will be revelling with the best of the Irish at my wake...

BTW I would request 'the Steeple Song', but I'll have to get that record deal before you will get to hear THAT one...

* M.K think he must be mad to consider the thief as angel material... *

Er... probably for the best. I don't seem to have much success with angels at the moment...

The Late M.KÝ

I've decided to try to have some fun at the wake, which will require that I drink quite a lot. I should do alright as I have a little Irish in me. Would you like a little Irish, um, on or near you?

BTW, they took your earthly body away, something about some law against desecrating earthly remains. I tried to tell them we never got that far because you could not actively participate as such, but I think the silk ropes reduced my credibility.

You must let me hear that song sometime. I suppose you'll want royalities, though.

I'm considering going to the London H2G2 meet up, as I've really wanted to take a vacation to Great Britain for some time, anyway. It would be fun to meet everyone there.

The Irish derivation of the age old gag, tends not to work well for women...

Still, it could be infinite fun finding out !!!

BTW Maybe I'm old fashion, but you'll have to take my corpse out for a good meal before you can have possesion of my body...

Hey ! this is the internet age, what's copyright ?

Hey ! Rich women alert !!!

I should have pushed a little harder to get that plane ticket over to 'sort you out'...

Still, it would be fun to meet up...

Although, I'm likely to end up with a few bruises I suspect...

The Late M.KÝ

I'm definitely not rich. Just with all the overtime I've had to work of late, I actually have some extra cash with which to do something I've been wanting to do for years. Besides, I really really need a vacation. There's room to spring for a meal or few, however.

I'm actually more subdued in person. You just seem to bring out something in me that normally requires drinking alcoholic beverages, which btw only takes about two...

I hope there is public transportation everywhere as I could be deadly dangerous if I ever attempt to drive on the left side of the road. If I were going to give you any bruises, that would be a likely way.

*Wonders with what instruments M.K* is proficient. Is thankful that the voice of reason did not know M.K* is a musician until after it was too late to sway her*

*Makes mental note to pack vitamin E cream for any potential bruises *

Well !!!

Subdued hey...

I have a theory that everyone has the capacity to be extravagant, if the right conditions apply...

You are probably just a little shy like me in RL...

* M.K makes a mental note about her 'tocan' drinking habits with a mischeivous grin... *

I assure you the public transport in London is pretty good...

As most people generally use it...

So there is no need to recreate any Otto scenes from A Fish Called Wanda...

i.e. leave the handgun in the glove compartment back home...

Guitar... for the record.

i.e. good with my fingers...

* M.K tries to make a note about Petunias mental note... well at least he tries, his se@ns tØ havr losÝ cØntR0l of the uSe ob jis hånDz... *

t.t.f.n.

M.KÝ

Your homepage seems to have disappeared. Are you reinventing it?

*Mental note: No handguns. No revolutions. Well, I could just sell my firearms to the Falkland Islands. Can I be arrested for saying that? Second mental note: Read up on English law. Give people only my nickname and avoid telling them my real first name which is obviously Irish, at least until I have an idea whether they are friendly enough*

that wouldn't be the late ex-GOD M.K would it? If it is, can u tell me how to get i touch with St Peter, I miss him.......*sob*
Wings
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We all miss him. I think what we have to try to do is respect that he is doing what he believes is best for him. People go through changes which often mean leaving something behind. I think he'll be back again someday. In the meantime, we can carry on in his spirit and pray that things work out for the best, both for him and for us.

Um, I'll have to talk to FC about this obviously, but if you were serious about being and avenging angel, we may be able to find an opening for you. Post something on my hoempage if you'd like me to ask FC and the others about it: you'd be h2g2's very first Avenging Angel!
Wings
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well I'd like to say this that thanks to matt we have the GA's they spawn'd the founder of the AA's fir that I'm very grateful and for Foxy Manor even more so ok just wanted to say that.