h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You can give away my room space at Foxy Manor if you want, since if I return to the manor it will probably be incognito. Unless Interpol catches up with me first, hee hee.

Good luck with London.

* M.K gives his best seductive look... *

I'm sure we could welcome you back to the Manor, you just need something to occupy your kleptomaniac hands...

M.K*

Ha! That look won't work on me this time! I'm too familiar with your fickle ways.

*Tells self don't look, don't look, don't look! Looks anyway. Forgets why she wasn't supposed to look. Cognitive ability is impaired *

* Gives her a knowingly glance... *

Perhaps we could have our own little 'self help' group here for our little celibacy problem...

M.K*

*Smiles dreamily, as if in a daze *

Sure.

*Ignores the voice of reason attempting to get a stern lecture through her daze. Wonders briefly why the voice of reason sounds so much like Leonard Lemoy. The voice tries to sound more like Mel Gibson in an obvious attempt to trick her, but she isn't fooled. Goes back to her carefree daze and sends the voice off to the White House, where it's more needed*

You look like death. Let me massage your shoulders.

*starts massaging M.K*'s shoulders*

About that C+ you gave me in the Reasons... thread, maybe you could tutor me or give me extra credit projects.

*debates whether to also request an occasional practicum*

* M.K looks down at his former body getting... well, getting a quite salacious workout... *

Gee... It's somehow not the same...

I mean trust my luck, I start getting 'offers' AFTER I'm dead...

Perhaps my personality was getting in the way of my body...

Still, if you want to talk dirty to me you are well within your rights !!!

The Late M.KÝ

I have a video that always puts me "in the mood," so I'll let it do the talking.

*Pops a video of "A Room With a View" into the vcr. M.K yawns*

You would be suprised, because I'm quite fond of Merchant/Ivory films...

Especially as Helena Bonham-Carter features in quite a few...

...I'm not overly fond of dumb Hollywood action films

* He finds SOMEWAY of putting in an episode of Moonlighting... *

Now, do you think you can be that fiesty !!!

BTW Who 'stole' your homepage ?

The Late M.KÝ

Helena Bonham-Carter is a wonderful actress.

Moonlighting was one of my favorite shows. And I can be quite fiesty.

I stole my homepage. Just waiting for time and inspiration to do something better. Sort of a blank canvas thing, I guess.

How can I get that little thing to go over the Y at the end of your name? Is the Y a martini?

Well it seems like we have a little consensus going here...

If we are of the same mind, lets see how close how close we can get to the being of the same body !!!

BTW If you are a blank canvas, I wonder if you have seen the Pillow Book...

The Y is a cross Ý...

Go check the GAs New Users Guide A352667, there should be a link there somewhere to a page where you can create these special characters...

On a Mac its Alt + t... but I'm not sure on P.Cs...

Now, where were we...

* Holds ink pot & feather expectantly... *

The Late M.KÝ

Thanks for the info on the Y thing.

I have not seen the Pillow Book, but it sounds intriguing.

Which end of that feather do you plan on using, the pointy end or the soft tickley end?

*pulls a big fluffy pillow to self and lounges over the pillow*

* M.K grabs the quill and dips it in the ink and pulls Petunia's torso closer to his... *

* ...and starts scripting some Japanese symbols on her stomach *

* He points... *

That one denotes love. That one denotes intimacy... That one denotes lus...

* He moves closer, his heavy breathing condensing on Petunias body... *

I appear to have smudged that one...

* He slides his torso over hers...*

Well a man is always judged by his actions rather than mere words...

* He twirls the quill deductively in his mouth... *

So what do you have in mind...

The Late M.K*

A man of words and actions...

*The symbols on her print a mirror image onto M.K*'s stomache*

You are so warm, you must be alive. And my body feels more alive than ever...

What I have in mind is...

*Removes the quill from M.K*'s mouth. Wraps limbs around him and begins kissing him and... *

* M.K suddenly feels that this new body does occassionally have its moments, despite being borrowed from someone else, it still is quite suppl... *

Awww !!!! That's not suppose to be detachable !!!

The Late M.KÝ

*Quickly locates some duct tape and re-attaches the detached piece. Removes the tree limbs she wrapped around him, and wraps her arms and legs around him instead. Hopes that God Almighty will answer her prayer with a resounding Yes*

How do you feel?

What do you mean !!!

Worse !!!

* He curses GA for teasing him with hope and then brazen snapping it before his watering eyes... *

Now, where's that copy of Room With A View...

The Late M.KÝ

*Puts copy of Room With A View back into the vcr*

I'm afraid that God Almighty's answer to my prayer is not favorable...

As much as I hate to admit it, He does have a point. You did get yourself into this condition. I guess you'll just have to request redemption yourself. Or perhaps you're not completely dead, and could still get well.

*Takes the quill and ink. Draws a question mark on M.K*'s chest*

*Miffed at God Almighty and fighting the impulse to say not nice things in this regard. Trying to think of solutions not requiring requests of Him*

Of course, there's always the possibility that at some point, there will be a flux in the space-time continuum which could undo your late state. The possibility may be slim, but heck, bumblebees fly around quite unawares that they are allegedly defying the laws of physics, so anything is possible.

I'm afraid my impending funeral tends to put the screws down on the lid of that plan...

Still, you could always become an heavenly being...

I've never been touched by an angel...

The Late M.KÝ